Dallas Woman Allegedly Destroyed Two Andy Warhol Paintings on First Date With Former Trump Fundraiser 

KHOU reported on Wednesday that 29-year-old Lindy Lou Layman was arrested on Saturday (and released the next day on a $30,000 bond) after allegedly damaging and destroying several works of art at the River Oaks home of a man she was on a first date with. Court documents show that Layman was charged with felony…

A Close Reading of Rick Perry's Argument that Fossil Fuels Prevent Sexual Assault

While the men of this nation engage in a public reckoning with the prevalence of sexual assault even among—gasp—Good Guys, Energy Secretary Rick Perry has crawled out of his sewer, tip-toed into the room and shouted, “You know what would cure all this? My thing,” which is the general attitude that got us into this…

Rick Perry Jokes About His Incompetence When Asked About These Darn Energy Department Cuts

Rick Perry’s confirmation hearing for Secretary of Energy has thus far mostly been various senators using the word “science” as code for “addressing climate change” or “drilling Alaska,” depending on their party’s alignment. Only Senator Stabenow and Senator Mazie Hirono have asked Perry directly about Trump’s plans…

While We Were Worrying About the Debate, Rick Perry Rolled His Ankle in a Bullfight-Inspired Dance

On Monday evening, all anybody could think about was the presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and a piece of space junk that has developed its own gravitational pull. But wake up, sheeple!!! The world kept spinning!!! New content kept airing!!! Rick Perry did paso doble in full bullfighting garb and nobody is…

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