KHOU reported on Wednesday that 29-year-old Lindy Lou Layman was arrested on Saturday (and released the next day on a $30,000 bond) after allegedly damaging and destroying several works of art at the River Oaks home of a man she was on a first date with. Court documents show that Layman was charged with felony…
While the men of this nation engage in a public reckoning with the prevalence of sexual assault even among—gasp—Good Guys, Energy Secretary Rick Perry has crawled out of his sewer, tip-toed into the room and shouted, “You know what would cure all this? My thing,” which is the general attitude that got us into this…
The temptation to mash all the keys on the keyboard nears full capacity, so I’m just going to bundle the Trump news for the sake of not having a shitty day.
The day before Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price resigned over his colossal overuse of private planes, Energy Secretary Rick Perry—who has never been the most graceful of public officials—reportedly took a chartered jet to visit a uranium facility in Ohio. This is just the latest in a cascade of stories…
Ryan Zinke would’ve accepted basically any cabinet position in the Trump administration, according to a new profile of the Secretary of the Interior in GQ. It’s almost as if, to Zinke, all the jobs are basically the same—stamp a rubber stamp on a document, do some yell-yell-yelling at a protester, make public land…
Losing Dancing With the Stars contestant and grossly gullible Energy Secretary, Rick Perry, who has spoiled the allure of Clark Kent-style glasses for us all, was recently prank-phone-called and totally bought it, the Washington Post reported on Tuesday.
Scott Pruitt is the head of the Environmental Protection Agency and he has a loving relationship with carbon dioxide and methane gas, though he gives the cold shoulder to believing in global warming. In mid-June, the EPA announced they would be staying regulatory actions on oil and gas regulations for two years.
Rick—thank you.
Trump’s first-ever Cabinet meeting took place on Monday in the White House, although a more appropriate location might have been Dr. Evil’s volcano lair, or the last night of camp when everybody goes around the circle and says what they like about each other.
While Rabbi Marvin Hier was speaking to a half-empty National Mall at Donald Trump’s inauguration, an MSNBC cameraman zoomed in on our senile president’s face, and it was, somehow, not the most embarrassing image on the screen.
Texas A&M University recently made history when they elected a student body president named Bobby Brooks, the first openly gay person to hold the position. Rick Perry is really unhappy about it.
I’ve been looking at Jeff Sessions’s ears all day.
Today is a very bad and extremely sad day.
Just before the second round of questioning at Rick Perry’s Secretary of Energy confirmation hearing today, the moderator announced that Bernie Sanders had arrived with one more quick Q. Observe the amusing look of apprehension on Perry’s face in that moment.
Rick Perry’s confirmation hearing for Secretary of Energy has thus far mostly been various senators using the word “science” as code for “addressing climate change” or “drilling Alaska,” depending on their party’s alignment. Only Senator Stabenow and Senator Mazie Hirono have asked Perry directly about Trump’s plans…
Former Dancing With the Stars contestant and current Trump pick for Secretary of Energy Rick Perry reportedly had no idea what the job he accepted entailed, according to a report from the New York Times.
The spread of what Dancing With the Stars contestants do after their season is wide. Best case, you go back to your world-class gymnastics victory tour or get a role in a Jean Claude Van Damme kickboxing franchise. Worst case, you go back to your stint on Fuller House: Almost Full, or return to the “role of your life”…
On Tuesday evening, former Texas governor and death penalty enthusiast Rick Perry was eliminated in the third week of Dancing With the Stars 23rd season.
On Monday evening, all anybody could think about was the presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and a piece of space junk that has developed its own gravitational pull. But wake up, sheeple!!! The world kept spinning!!! New content kept airing!!! Rick Perry did paso doble in full bullfighting garb and nobody is…
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