Let Me Explain Why This Terrifying Man Is Skulking Towards You
This is not, in fact, a Norwegian black metal concert, but the runway today in Paris for Rick Owens’s new menswear…
The Reinvention of Paris Hilton Is Upon Us
Welcome to our new world of po-mo-po-mo ouroboros, in which 2015 has warped into some kind of psychedelic sick joke:…
Here Are Some Models 69ing On the Runway at Rick Owens
Is it lesbian sex-positive? Commentary on the fact that you can’t actually walk in those invisible-heel shoes? A Lee…
Rick Owens and Versace Design My Little Pony Dolls for Charity
In an interesting collaboration that will thrill the small center of a Venn diagram charting Bronies and fashion…
Rick Owens on Runway Dicks: 'I Love A Tiny Little Gesture'
"I thought it was the most simple, primal gesture—and you know I love a simply tiny, little gesture that packs the…
So Much Peen at the Rick Owens Menswear Show
Rick Owens' menswear show today in Paris was a mishmash of raw edges, high necklines, earth tones, and dicks. Donald…
Normcore Is Spreading: Sweatshirts Are Now Fashionable
Sweatshirts are the hot trend for fall, you know, the time of year when you’ll probably be wearing sweatshirts anyway,…
Rick Owens Is the Latest Designer to Replace Models With 'Real Women'
Yesterday, as part of Paris Fashion Week, edgy fashion darling Rick Owens sent "real" women down the runway alongside…
Rick Owens Replaced Runway Models With a Step Dance Team
When fashion does "subversive," it tends to faux-subvert industry norms within a very unoriginal arena, while mostly…
Kate Moss Said To Be Investigating Career As An Innkeeper
- The crack team at the British tabloid brain trust has concocted a cackle of a story for us this Monday morning: Kate…
Rick Owens Show Is A Space Oddity
If you're going to another planet where you plant to do a lot of entertaining and go to the occasional punk show, and…
How Long Until Fat-Hating Fashion Stylist Invokes "But I Love Beth Ditto" Defense?
- The stylist who allegedly walked out on Mark Fast's show says it wasn't because the models were too "fat" - but because…
Scary Loves Posh's Clothes; Jennifer Connelly Models Anti-Gravity Shoes
- Did L.A. boutique Maxfield drop Victoria Beckham's dVb in favor of Holmes & Yang? Posh's people say Maxfield hasn't…
Women Play Mostly Supporting Role Within Male-Dominated Vampire "Trend"
Today's New York Times has a "Thursday Styles" section story about a "trend with teeth": Vampires.
Kanye Uses Naked Woman To Sell Luxury Louis Vuitton Sneakers
- What appears to be Kanye West's campaign for his Louis Vuitton sneakers has leaked. Amber Rose, the woman he squired…
This Fall, Barbie Will Fight The Red Coats And The Apocalypse
Paris Fashion Week is underway, and the Frenchies, we fear, think the end is near. (Are things really that bad with…