Newly Elected Texas GOP Chair Has An Absolutely Batshit Twitter Account 

The Travis County Republican Party has just elected a new chairman, a guy named Robert Morrow. Travis County, which includes the city of Austin, is one of the largest counties in Texas, and Morrow—well, he seems like a hell of a representative for such an important, highly public position, which is why his own party…

Donald Trump Sends Marco Rubio A Thirst-Quenching Care Package

On October 5, 2015, Republican presidential candidate and rubber-faced cherub Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) received a “care package” from rival and noted troll Donald Trump. The contents? Among other various sundries, it included “a 24-bottle case of ‘Trump Ice Natural Spring Water’” — a gift lampooning the young senator’s…

22 Ways the Letters in 'Republican Party' Can Be Rearranged Into Rape Anagrams

The Republican party’s seeming inability to avoid saying dumb shit about rape has baffled many this election cycle. But it turns out, that the reason behind the GOP’s rape obsession has been right in front of our noses this entire time. Indeed, you can’t spell the word “Republican Party” without the letters R, A, P,…