Sarah Palin Informs Us that She’s Not Speaking at the GOP Convention, Just in Case We Were Wondering

After being denied a second date with destiny, a tango with tracking data, an electric slide with the electorate, Sarah Palin, the Axl Rose of the GOP, will not speak the the Republican convention in Tampa later this month. Though some clearly insane observers had suggested — back when the Republican field was an…

Clever Birthers Erect an 'Obama Presidential Library' Outhouse Complete With Nancy Pelosi Slut Graffiti

If you thought Mitt Romney had a terrible sense of humor, just wait until you hear what truly unfunny shit his Republican compatriots in Montana did this weekend. During the Montana GOP convention—which, by the way, featured Newt Gingrich as its keynote speaker—some "clever" tricksters erected an outhouse outside of…