The Danny DeVito/Rhea Perlman Break-Up Is Even More Devastating than Will Arnett and Amy Poehler

Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman have announced that they're separating after 30 years of marriage, and I, for one, am taking it very hard. Like, seriously, universe? The one constant we've held on to for the past three decades—the one piece of concrete proof that every salt-shaker has its matching pepper-pot—and you've…

This Week In Tabloids: Christina Aguilera Only Gets Out of Bed to Get Wasted Again

Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Every Wednesday, we brave the thorny tabloid thickets in search of juicy and delicious fruits of gossip blossoming from Star, In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style and Us. This week, Adele's living situation is Downton Abbey-esque; Kim Kardashian is getting married again; Kourtney Kardashian's…