If you're a member of any website that requires a password for entry into your individual account, then sarcasmo-congratulations: chances are you really fucking suck at picking out passwords. But we're not all equally bad at it, nor is it a problem that cant' be remedied with a little elbow grease.

You know what's worse than growing carrot shreds where your hair should be? Knowing those locks of cheddar-string-cheese hair (technical term) might actually be trying to kill you. Greaaaat.

A new study by the Journal of the American Dental Association suggests that redheads fear getting their teeth checked out by a professional more than the Average Jane. If you're a redhead and happen to have the specific gene MC1R inside of you, this could explain your heightened anxiety when it's time for your…

Non-redheads are obsessed with going red. It's kind of odd.

A new study concludes that red-haired people aren't any more likely to suffer excessive pain, bleeding, or hernias than people with other colors of hair. Hooray! Unfortunately, those of us in the box-redhead demographic must continue to speculate.

• "Runaway mom" Tiffany Tehan sat down for an interview on Inside Edition - her first since she disappeared earlier this month. She recognizes that she acting selfishly when she decided to slip away from her family. She recalls thinking:

M.I.A. has always mixed pop with politics. And her new video, for a track called "Born Free," is a nine-minute, disturbingly graphic film that raises more questions than it answers.

According to a British survey, redheaded women are cleaner than their blonde, brunette and gray-haired friends. Unsurprisingly, the messiest demographic is brown-haired boys between 19-21. Yet another reason to love the gingers. [UPI]

Redheads are twice as likely to avoid the dentist as brunettes or blondes, because a genetic mutation makes them more sensitive to pain and resistant to anesthesia. Presumably they are also more sensitive to having their braids tugged. [NY Times]

New research indicates that blondes and redheads are three times more likely than the general population to get melanoma, and fair-haired people who worked outdoor jobs as teens are ten times likelier to be diagnosed with the skin cancer. [TheAge]

• Anne Frank's last surviving "helper," Miep Gies, turns 100 this Sunday. She humbly claims that she has received far more attention than she deserves, and "so many others have done the same." •

The world has a fairly weird relationship with "Gingers." For some reason, those born with red hair, pale skin, and an abundance of freckles have found themselves the target of mockery for many, many years.

The English, perhaps still bitter about the loss of their former empire, have turned their anger inward and have taken to hating on their own. Apparently redheads, or "gingers" as they are called in Cool Britannia, are not just thought of as unattractive by their countrymen, but downright discriminated against. In a…