The End of Puppygate Is Nigh
If you haven’t been watching Season 9 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, allow me to explain the prevailing drama…
Lisa Vanderpump Will NOT be Destroyed by Puppygate!
Lisa Vanderpump has been accused by her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills co-stars of planting the seeds for a potential…
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 9 Premiere Makes a Strong Case for Class War
In eight seasons, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has successfully strung together four decades of cultural history…
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Is Getting Denise Richards
Though I barely watched the previous season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and was unable to finish it, out of…
Kyle Richards Is Getting Another Show Based on Her Life's Dramas
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kyle Richards now has two forthcoming scripted shows loosely inspired by her own…
Does Lisa Rinna Realize She's On a Reality TV Show?
Lying, in general, is a pretty dumb thing to do. Lying while you’re shooting a reality television show that will…
Eden Sassoon's Presence on RHOBH Is Turning It Into an Uncomfortable AA Meeting
When the 7th season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was announced, we learned Eden Sassoon, daughter of Vidal,…
Kim Richards Didn't Steal That Goddamn Dress
On last night’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the women argued. They dressed up in expensive clothing, paid a…
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Find Dorit's Brain as Confusing as Her Accent
What is the most annoying thing about Dorit Kemsley? An easy answer is her laughable accent. Or is it perhaps her…
Why Can't the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Let Erika Jayne Go Commando in Peace?
As a new cast member of a Real Housewives franchise, it’s important to make an immediate mark. Shannon did it on Orange…
All Is Not Lost: Here's the Trailer for Season 7 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Christmas came early! My birthday came early! The apocalypse came early! The trailer for Season 7 of the Real…
The Real Housewives Are Extra Petty About Their Positions in the Opening Sequence
The Real Housewives opening title sequences are the stuff of folklore—especially the superfluous taglines chosen each…
Cry Some Lemon-Scented Tears Over Yolanda Hadid, Who Is a Real Housewife No More
The artist formerly known as Yolanda Foster is taking her lemons and white denim and getting the hell out of dodge,…
Yolanda Hadid Uses Muscle Testing, But What Does That Mean?
On Tuesday night, Season 6 of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was finally put out of its misery with the…
You Can't Make Me Feel Sorry For the Husbands of the Real Housewives
If they play their cards rights, the husbands of the various Real Housewives franchises can enjoy a rather sweet deal.…
Judge Issues Bench Warrant for Kim Richards After She Skips Out On AA Meetings
A L.A. judge has signed an arrest warrant for Kim Richards after the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star failed to…
I Still Don't Understand This Munchausen Fight From the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Part one of Tuesday night’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion was spent exactly as longtime viewers of the show…
RHoBH's Erika Jayne Looks Slamming and Gives Zero Fucks in Her New Video
Let’s be clear: Erika Jayne (a.k.a Erika Girardi of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) is no Nicki Minaj. She’s no…
Rachel Dratch Went on WWHL with Erika Jayne While Dressed as Erika Jayne
What happens when a star of comedy collides with a star of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Pure magic, I’m…