Let’s begin with a sarcastic slow cap to Kim Zolciak-Biermann for her performance as “white woman victim No. 45948358493” on The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

After a relatively boring season of Real Housewives of Atlanta, the highlight of which was when Cynthia turned everybody on in her sexual 50 Cent costume, The Real Housewives of Potomac’s third season is already outpacing Altanta’s in terms of drama and ridiculousness. While every Housewives franchise is…

Eva Marcille has pulled off what should be considered a feat: remaining relevant after her run on America’s Next Top Model, a show widely known as a factory for obscurity. Since winning Cycle 3 a full 13 years ago, she’s ventured into acting (The Young and the Restless, Tyler Perry’s House of Payne, etc.), producing…

After last year’s infamous, bizarre mid-reunion unraveling, Phaedra Parks is nowhere to be seen in the trailer for this season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. No matter. Making up for her absence, two of the show’s original cast members—Kim Zolciak-Biermann, and Nene Leakes in her precarious wigs—have returned to…

When Ludwig van Beethoven completed his Fifth Symphony, he turned to his dear friend at the time, Stephan von Breuning, shrugged, and said, “Who gon’ check me, boo?” Thus the legend of “Who gon’ check me, boo?” began. That story is completely fabricated, but there are at least two people in the world who would believe…

The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion this season will roll out in four parts—a first for the franchise—which means FOUR entire episodes of people hashing out their issues, lying, issuing non-apologies and trying to come up with the best comebacks while wearing bizarrely elegant gowns.

The lesbian storyline that was teased early on in this season of Real Housewives of Atlanta reached its messy peak in Sunday night’s episode and, of course, a lot of it barely makes sense. With so many rumors flying, it’s easy to get lost in who did what and why, so here I am to sort through this nonsensical web of…

Last night, we once again got to feel the secondhand awfulness of divorce on reality TV. Sunday’s Real Housewives of Atlanta captured the awkward and strange sense of detachment divorce breeds in a meeting scene between cast member Cynthia Bailey and her soon to be ex-husband Peter Thomas.

The previous season of Real Housewives of Atlanta tried to indoctrinate Kim Fields into the world of petty faux-rich-people drama, but Fields subsequently discovered that this was not her milieu. She is not featured in the trailer for Season 9.

They got to Claudia Jordan, folks.

Kim Fields cannot handle another season of the bullshit that comes with being on Real Housewives of Atlanta. So after just one season, she’s leaving (leaving) on a midnight train to Georgia. She says she’s going back (going back to find) a simpler place and time.

Model Amiyah Scott was supposed to appear on Real Housewives of Atlanta as the first transgender cast member in the Bravo franchise, but there’s been a setback.

In Sunday night’s episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta, we learned that Tootie is not built for reality TV. “I don’t get all of this,” says Kim Fields, summarizing the experience perfectly.

Kim Fields—the actress better known as Tootie from Facts of Life or Regine from Living Single—has willingly entered the shady inner circle of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Here she is in the trailer for Season 8, looking appropriately bewildered: “Are we grown ass women talking like this?”

Transgender model Amiyah Scott is reportedly the newest castmember on Real Housewives of Atlanta.

The most beloved and hated star of Real Housewives of Atlanta is finally leaving the reality show that made her very rich, bitch. Bloop! Bye!

Dress rehearsals: nice and cute and a good way to get pepped for the big show in theory, but not necessary if you’re one Mariah Carey, who blew off the final rehearsal scheduled before tonight’s Billboard Music Awards.