Abby Lee Miller, star of Dance Moms, pled guilty this morning to bankruptcy fraud.

After filming with Naomi Judd for the upcoming U.S. adaptation of the Australian cooking competition My Kitchen Rules, Ray J has accused the country musician of referring to grits as “slave food.” Sources from the show, however, deny that she said it.

The celebrity appearance fee world is a crazy ecosystem of fame, lime light and cash, where the talentless (Scott Disick) and infamous (Ray J) can make bank for just showing up places. In a new piece for GQ, Carrie Battan dives into how it all works, and there are a number of gems, mostly from Disick’s…

After failing to find love or anything close to it on For the Love of Ray J, relationship expert Ray J will give other lonely singles a shot at love on his new dating show, Driven to Love.

Many women spend their lives trying to maintain a good reputation—but what happens when that’s not possible? I spoke with former video model-cum-Confessions of a Video Vixen novelist Karrine Steffans and asked her if it was possible to outgrow labels like “ho” or “Superhead.” Her response was complicated.

US Weekly recently unearthed Kim Kardashian’s old MySpace account where her ex boyfriend Ray J held a prominent place in her Top 8 (LOOK IT UP, TEENS), she went by “Princess Kimberly,” and she was hoping to meet “God.”

Y: Little Boots describes “Better in the Morning” as an “ode to the ‘walk of shame,’” but there’s unspoken emphasis on “no shame.” Those liquid blips got my stiff little shoulders moving. And the ambling hook is the equivalent of a good sloppy morning stroll, or more likely, a bumpy Uber ride. [Fader]

Greetings, fellow human woman, who does all the normal things that that a normal human women does. Gwyneth Paltrow, also a human woman, went on CNNMoney yesterday to talk about her website Goop and how she—again, a human woman—is a lot like you (i.e. human... and a woman).

Welcome to Shade Court. In the tradition of this honorable column, I ask that we all take a moment to remember that I'm just trying to do a service here. Not knowing the hell you're talking about isn't cool. Let's begin.

The increasingly upsetting drama involving the family of Honey Boo Boo has gotten worse: Mama June reportedly allowed Honey Boo Boo child to spend time with Mark McDaniel, her boyfriend/ex-boyfriend who is a sex offender.

VH1 has aired three episodes of Love & Hip-Hop Hollywood. R&B singer Teairra Mari has fought with a person (verbally or physically or via drink-throwing) in all of them. Under reality TV terms and conditions, this makes her the breakout star of the season. Congrats?

Well, thank goodness. 2013 is finally O-V-E-R. (Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out, 2013!). We can finally start to find the reasons to hate 2014 for all the unholy crap it's about to unleash on us over the next 12 months.