Music Video Genres, Ranked
This year marks the 30th anniversary of Tell It to My Heart, Taylor Dayne’s double-platinum debut album that peaked at…
Jezebel's Definitive Ranking of Girl Scout Cookies, Corrected
Every day, someone somewhere makes a mistake. Some are big, some are small, but most are easily remedied by owning up…
The 150 Worst Albums Made By Men
NPR has compiled a list of what the outlet is calling the “150 Greatest Albums by Women,” as chosen by chief music…
Holiday Reese's Shapes, Ranked
Though a recent trip to the dentist that involved multiple fillings has led to a significant reduction in the amount of…
The Awl's Gummi Rankings Are Objectively Offensive Nonsense
In a breathtaking and frankly objectionable act of trolling, a GQ deputy editor and a senior editor at Taste have…
Official Versions of Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You," Ranked
For about one month every year, regardless of the state of her career, Mariah Carey is relevant thanks to the endurance…
The Hollywood Reporter Is Dropping Its Controversial 'Power 100' List
In an essay published Wednesday, The Hollywood Reporter president and chief creative officer Janice Min wrote that THR w…
Memorial Day Menu Items, Ranked
Memorial Day weekend is finally here. Some of us will be staying in and relaxing and others will be seeing Mad Max:…
The Definitive Ranking of Girl Scout Cookies
Girl Scout Cookies are "just" cookies like the Manhattan Project was "just" a chemistry experiment. And it's in that…
Members of the Baby-Sitters Club, Ranked
Ann M. Martin, author of the much-beloved Baby-Sitters Club books, recently revealed in an interview with Elle that her…
A Comprehensive List of Foods That Look Like Dicks, Ranked
You know it, I know it and even your great-aunt Marlene who wears too much powder knows it: Some foods look like dicks.…
Home Improvement Shows, Ranked
It's 75 degrees, the air smells like crispy meats, blackberry vines are being total dickheads in my flower beds, and…
Jezebel's Hot 100: The Men We Love, Ranked
This week, Maxim magazine revealed its annual list of the hottest 100 women Maxim editorial assistants could find this…
Every Character in Mean Girls, Ranked
Today is the 10th anniversary of the release of Mean Girls, which means—and I'm sorry to break it to you like this—you…
A Handy State-By-State Ranking of Dick Size
A condom company has lovingly compiled a state-by-state ranking of dick size based on sales of large-sized condoms.…
Who's the Best, Most Badass Witch in All of Pop Culture?
Witches are having a pop culture moment, says everyone in the universe. Witches are currently more popular than…
Massachusetts Girl Is Awesome at Chess, Probably the Real-Life Ender
A nine-year-old girl in Massachusetts is way better at chess than you will probably ever be in your entire life. Her…
High School Rankings Are Bullshit
Irked by those pervasive "Best High School" rankings but can't put a finger on why? John Tierney's damning Atlantic piece
Coincidentally, The Best Countries For Women Are A Bit Chilly
A new ranking by Newsweek/Daily Beast reveals which countries are the best and worst places for women to live. Using…