Picture, if you will, Kanye West swimming in a vault of precious stones a la Scrooge McDuck; after girlfriend Kim…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where you'll find answers to burning questions. Like: Is Angelina using Shiloh to…

• Lindsay Lohan has returned from India!

• Emma Watson has arrived at Brown University… And so have the paparazzi:

• Since everyone apparently loves a catfight, this report claims that Lindsay Lohan calls Sam Ronson's "team" "jealous…

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• Toxic bachelors with toxic butts! Whereas George Clooney gets the runs when visiting Africa, Justin Timberlake gets…