Oh No! Jennifer Garner Is Embarrassed by the Oscars Meme, Wants to 'Punch Her in the Face'

Quick question: have you ever made Jennifer Garner sad? I mean, like, have you ever done something that had a direct—we’re talking causal—relationship to Jennifer Garner becoming sad? Ben Affleck certainly has. As has Scott Foley. Maybe even Bradley Cooper and/or Victor Garber! (Though who’s to say for certain.) The…

Johnny Freaking Rotten Will Miss the Queen When She's Gone 

If you have any doubt about the thoroughness with which Queen Elizabeth II has quietly, stubbornly woven herself into England’s national fabric: John Lydon, a.k.a. Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols, the band that recorded “Anarchy in the U.K.” and the irreverent “God Save the Queen,” admitted recently that he’ll…