This Week in Tabloids: Charles and Camilla Are Royally Fucked!
What a terrible time to be alive. Except for today. Because it is Midweek Madness, Jezebel’s weekly tabloid roundup…
The Queen's Last Corgi Has Died (For Real This Time)
The last of Queen Elizabeth’s famous corgis has died—really this time.
Mitch McConnell Is Ready to Rob You
Call me Barf Hag. For I am but a hag… and this? Is my bag.
This Week in Tabloids: Women's Bodies Are Bad!!!!!
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where FUCK it’s only Wednesday.
The Band of Welsh Guards Played 'Respect' Outside Buckingham Palace for Aretha Franklin's Funeral
On Friday outside of Buckingham Palace, the British Army’s Band of the Welsh Guards paid tribute to the Queen by…
Today, a Small Pony Took a Dump in Front of Queen Elizabeth
A thought exercise I often enjoy is considering which of life’s unpleasantries can be escaped by occupying a high…
PASTA WAR: QUEEN BANS MEGHAN'S FAVORITE FOOD
Meghan Markle’s favorite food is pasta. Queen Elizabeth II is 92 years old and steers clear of starchy foods. By the…
Behold the Mary Queen of Scots Trailer That Will Birth a Thousand Memes
Queen Elizabeth I’s lack of heirs hung over her reign like a cloud and contributed to her rivalry with her cousin,…
Who the Fuck Are All These People? A Guide to the Cast of Characters for the Royal Wedding
The royal wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle resembles nothing so much as a franchise reboot, or perhaps the…
Congrats to Meghan Markle, the Fastest-Learning Royal Bride Ever, a 'Flawless' Singer, and 'Genius' Packer
Prince Harry—nay, the world entire—will have truly lucked out when Meghan Markle finally joins the Royal Family at her…
Princess Charlotte Runs This Shit and Don't You Forget It
Who runs the show in the royal nursery? Rhetorical question. We’ve known since at least the 2016 balloon arch incident t…
It Turns Out the Queen's English Is Harder Than It Looks!!!
If you’ve watched even one tiny second of The Crown, Netflix’s sweeping costume drama about the life and times of Queen…
The Crown Returns in December and This Trailer Says the Royals Are Still a Big Angsty Mess
The Crown—a lavishly produced tale of the world’s most frustrating family business—returns for its second season come…
Your Handy Field Guide to the Plethora of Princess Diana Anniversary Specials
Diana, Princess of Wales, was the most famous woman of the late twentieth century, and August 31 is the two-decade…
Diddy and Queen Elizabeth Have Some Shady Tendencies in Common
It is officially summer. You probably already knew that and I’m not sure what you’ll do with that information if you…
Queen Honors Queen
Elizabeth II, queen of the United Kingdom, has honored Cate Blanchett, queen of the dramatic arts.
First Woman Is Honored With Statue in London's Parliament Square
On Sunday, British Prime Minister Theresa May announced that suffragist Millicent Garrett Fawcett will be honored with…
Here's What Will Happen After the Queen Dies
Queen Elizabeth II has been monarch so long that a sovereign’s death is unprecedented in the memories of many Britons,…
This Child Doesn't Care to Meet the Bloody Queen, Thank You Very Much
Bloody monarchy. Who needs it? Not this toddler, apparently.
Does the Queen Wear Essie Nail Polish in 'Ballet Slippers'? An Investigation
Does Queen Elizabeth II refuse to dirty her nails with any polish other than Essie’s “Ballet Slippers”? Join me on a…