Quarantine

A few months into the covid-19 pandemic, when social distancing ordinances and lockdowns became commonplace, I…

An American teenager who flew to the Cayman Islands from Georgia in order to shit all over the nation’s quarantine…

Twenty minutes before leaving Brooklyn, I had an existential crisis. This panic was uncharacteristically manageable,…

Perhaps recently you thought to yourself, Oh yeah, remember when Martha Stewart went to prison for insider trading?…

When I was 20, my boyfriend broke up with me because I lied about quitting smoking, and he did not move across the…

As if New Jersey/the world didn’t have enough problems, an invasive insect (not this guy) has swaths of state…

Internet hype in the early days of lockdown suggested that to exist under quarantine was to be ravenously horny.…

A few weeks ago, I interviewed Tara Reid for this website and we commiserated over the fact that after three months…

Read enough Self-care is a full-time job and Just survive quotes on Instagram and it’s easy to lull yourself into…

Currently, I am trapped in a tiny apartment above a very loud taco shop with a roommate recuperating from unexpected…

Temptation Island, the reality tv dating show that is not Love Island despite the fact that couples compete to see…

April showers bring May flowers and May flowers bring an increasing number of people deciding to break quarantine to…

Memorial Day is a little over a week away, which means everyone who has yet to feel the suffocating hands of Meltdown…

Working out at home sucks. I tip my hat off to anyone who successfully manages to stay in shape without a gym or…

At long last, there’s a quarantine boyfriend success story: Back in March, E! reported that Ariana Grande may be…

On Sunday, I sat down in front of my phone at 7 p.m. and watched Samin Nosrat eat #thebiglasagna off a beautiful…

Lighting is everything, Kim Kardashian once said about taking the perfect selfie. It’s a fact that celebrities and…

Right around the time the majority of the U.S. entered lockdown in March, I received the following text from a…

Kate Beckinsale has found herself another tatted-up 20-something to play with, just in time for social distancing!…