A tiny Maltese puppy taking a nice warm bath—what could possibly be better?

Okay, so the title of this Youtube video is called "Duck & puppy bestfriends" and the description claims that they're playing. Sure puppies and ducks are cute. But that duck does not look like it's playing. That duck is a stone-cold killer à la Feathers McGraw.

Um, I know who I've going trick or treating with next year. If he'll be seen with me — I gotta step up my Halloween costume game.

Fuck using your legs, the belly slide is where it's at.

Dear lord, there is nothing better than this puppy finally walking. There has never been a more appropriate use of the Rocky theme song.

If anyone feels like spontaneously lactating, watch the above video of Lurlene the cat, who adopted one-day-old orphaned pitbull puppy Noland over in a Cleveland animal shelter. As you can see, she grooms him like one of her four biological kitten babies. (He's fed with supplemental bottles since he's bigger than his…

Monday just got so much better. Tom Hardy is working on a new movie and this is his costar! A puppy! Can they both come over for romping and cuddling? Please?

Oh, hello, Tiny Corgi. I see you on your hero's journey. We all have a metaphorical tennis ball in our lives: one that enraptures and terrifies us, one that forces us to lock horns with ourselves but ultimately come out better. Stronger. Fuck that tennis ball up for US ALL, Tiny Corgi. Then—and only then—will you…

That, of course, was a trick question — forever is how long one should spend watching this English bulldog puppy take an adorable, foot-twitching, snout-wrinkling nap. Unfortunately, puppies can't nap forever — they have to get up eventually and pee on the carpet.

Dunno whose dog this is, don't care. WANT. Official caption:

This Shiba Inu puppy is A of all adorable and B of all rambunctious. I'd say dangerously rambunctious, but you'll have to see for yourself. Be warned, however: watching this puppy prance around and bark squeakily may instill in you an unrelenting desire to go out and adopt as many puppies as you can fit into the…

It doesn't seem especially productive for this corgi's owner to encourage this sort of doorstop mania, but, then again, look how cute! Animals being perplexed by ordinary household objects should be its own class at film schools across this country.

Puppies are made for petting, which is especially true if they're hypoallergenic, like this Goldendoodle, whose frustrated barking probably translates to, "There should be no reason your hand isn't scratching my head, person." Then the Goldendoodle sneezes a few times, which would make all but the most stone-hearted…

Savannah the Cheetah and Max the Puppy are really close friends, and while this video is certainly adorable, I fear that a fox and hound situation is developing right before our eyes and nobody is doing anything to stop it.

First: I have had the good fortune of house and dog sitting for someone who has a papillon and let me assure you that they are very agreeable little creatures, which is why this video should be all the more distressing. How patronizing can this dog's guardian be? Not only must she film the papillon's mirror crisis…

The only thing cuter than a puppy talking in her sleep is a puppy who gets super embarrassed when she discovers that her humans have been watching her talk in her sleep.

Your puppy or kitten might look all sweet and innocent now, but they can turn into a slutty pooch or caddy cat before you're even expecting it. As this ad shows, once you start thinking of your adorable little animals as horny teens, it changes everything and suddenly you'll want to do anything to keep them from…

Here's something you don't see every day: a dog and a parrot duking it out over nature's most precious treasure, an empty cup of yogurt. It's a surprisingly civil and cute fight, given how many feathers could be getting ruffled or how many puppy dog eyes could be getting pecked out. Spoiler alert: the pooch takes it…

Eeeep! I wrestled with posting all two and half minutes of this video, but let's be real — most of us could watch this sort of adorable bonding for twenty-four hours. If that's not the case for you, than you're a terrible person who no faith left in the wonders of the natural world. And you probably liked All Dogs…

Normally, airport delays are anything but adorable, though there was an exception today at New York's La Guardia Airport. A dog got loose from its cage as it was being boarded on to a plane and ran onto a runway. The puppy, a 30-pound Rhodesian Ridgeback named Byrdie, caused an approximately 10-minute delay in…