This Is #SponCon
Look at this photo of Adrien Grenier promoting Naked Juice in a tweet while shushing and tell me who among us does not want to get in on this?
Barry's 24-Hour Product Diary: Blog Life
As of this week I am 32. It feels old. It is not old, but things like full-day hangovers and friends having babies make it feel old. My hair has a little patch that’s starting to thin, and my forehead is creased, and my eyes have little lines at the corners when I smile. It is all downhill from here unless I fight…
Hollis' 24-Hour Product Diary: On the Road
I’m a touring musician, and as such, the two things that stress me out the most day-of shows—besides the inevitable gaggle of friends asking to be put on the guest list—are what I’m wearing and what my face looks like. When it comes to beauty, I’m low- to no-maintenance; a result of my strict parents who forbade me…
Madeleine's 24-Hour Product Diary: Am I Doing This Right?
A couple of weeks ago, while stuck in a stalled subway car, I tried to entertain myself by tallying up the total amount of money I’ve spent having my hair dyed. “Considering that I’ve been coloring my hair once every 2-4 months since I was 17...” Here I stopped. The cost is too depressing and what I learned in that…
Diane Keaton Is Selling Wine That's Just as Chill as She Is
Diane Keaton has just unveiled a new wine called The Keaton, which is affordable, comes with a twist-off cap, and is meant to be served on ice. “It’s not fancy, but neither am I,” she told People. This is a dream come true.
Jane Marie's 24-Hour Product Diary: It Ain't Pretty
I’m “kind of in a weird place right now,” as they say when they are minimizing while fishing for sympathy. As a result, my beauty regimen has recently become both more intricate — perhaps I can slough off this funk with a million products? — and way sloppier. Think pizza boxes piled up next to the bed, but instead of…
Guess How Much it Costs Kim Kardashian to Wear Kim Kardashian's Face
Kim Kardashian catalogued her makeup routine for Into the Gloss. This list doesn't feature any products infused with oil from the skin of a pregnant elephant, but there is a $455 Guerlain moisturizer with "a texture that is rich yet generous, melting and impalpable." Here's how much all of it cost.
Attention 'YouTube Personalities': Do Not Whore For This Product
One of the nuances Karl Marx failed to predict in his assessment of late stage capitalism—our current epoch of globalization and mass consumerism—is the steady lubrication provided by YouTube personalities on behalf of corporations pumping out useless shit for us to buy.
High Tech Pepper Spray Photographs Your Assailant and Calls the Police
An IndieGoGo campaign has raised nearly $218,000 to fund the development of The Defender, a pepper spray canister that photographs the person that the spray is being aimed at and immediately contacts law enforcement with the GPS location of the incident. It's being especially marketed towards woman as a self defense…
Your Zits Aren't Special
Are you an adult woman with an embarrassing teenager-style acne problem? You're not alone. In fact, adult acne is becoming more and more common among post-teens. But luckily, you're grown up and therefore RICH and so you can afford the wide array of expensive acne treatments available to the modern woman-about-town.…
Worth It: One Bag to Wash Them All
Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). And that's how it should be. But on our own time, in our personal lives, we still buy stuff. So this is Worth It, our recommendation…
Worth It: Weights To Turn Your Workday Into A Workout
Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). And that's how it should be. But on our own time, in our personal lives, we still buy stuff. So this is Worth It, our daily…
Worth It: Pretty Tights That Stand The Test Of Time
Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). And that's how it should be. But on our own time, in our personal lives, we still buy stuff. So this is Worth It, our daily…
Worth It: A Perfume For The Discerning Nose
Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). And that's how it should be. But on our own time, in our personal lives, we still buy stuff. So this is Worth It, our daily…
Worth It: Conditioner For Curly-Straight-Dry-Oily Hair
I have relatively few complaints about my hair, generally speaking. I like that it grows in thick, I don't mind that it tends towards wiry because it really holds a style, and it's got a nice wavy natural texture. (That is to say my hair is curly when freshly washed, fading to wavy the following day, and more or less…
Worth It: Red Lipstick To Rely On
Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). And that's how it should be. But on our own time, in our personal lives, we still buy stuff. So this is Worth It, our daily…
Drink Some Pussy For An Energy Boost
This product might not come as much of a surprise to our UK readers, but when we happened upon this "unique" brand of energy drink we were, um, kind of shocked. We'll let the product speak for itself:
Dudes Crush Helpless Garments With Man Iron
Do you wish you could iron some stuff, but you can't, because you are a man? Despair no more — the Man Iron is here to solve all of your problems!
The "Booty Pillow" Is A Real Thing That Exists
Finally, a solution for those of us with pesky lovers who like to fall asleep on our asses!* Introducing the Booty Pillow, which is "meant to look like and replicate the feel of laying on a woman's backside and the small of her back." Featuring products with names like "The AmsterDAAMN," for a small sum of $29.99 you…
Teen Dreamboat Launches Glittery Nail Polish Line
We know just what to buy your pre-teen niece this holiday season to make her squee: Justin Bieber nail polish. The collection is called "One Less Lonely Girl" and will be available at Walmart.
