Duchess Meghan’s father Thomas Markle appeared on Piers Morgan’s talk show Monday morning for a friendly conversation and, you know, to make up for all the press coverage he’s lost since the Royal Wedding, which he was unable to attend for health reasons.
Meghan Markle has already stepped into her role as the Duchess of Sussex with the ease, grace, and dignity befitting a Suits star, but we at Dirtcast are not quite ready to let these beautiful, British nuptials go into that good night.
Windsor—What does it take to get the perfect shot of the newly married Harry and Meghan from the cheap seats? Turns out it’s a £25 fleece Union Jack blanket, three pairs of socks, four cups of wildly overpriced coffee, and the kindness of several royal enthusiast strangers.
In the approximate 2.6 billion years since Harry and Meghan announced their engagement by matching beaded bracelets from their trip to Botswana where they spent five days camping out together above the Boteti River–facts I know–I have learned more about Meghan Markle than I know about my own medical history. I know…
As previously reported, Meghan and Harry’s royal wedding sermon, delivered by American Bishop Michael Curry, brought American black culture to the fore of an aging, all-white, and fairly racist monarchical structure. Another truly moving force was the British gospel choir Karen Gibson and the Kingdom Choir, who sang…
Even from this side of the pond, racism surrounding the royal wedding has sounded loud and clear, from Princess Michael’s decision to wear a “Blackamoor” black servant brooch to meet Meghan to British tabloids’ incessant, unprompted mentions of Meghan Markle’s race, using references like “straight outta Compton,” and…
London—As somebody whose long-running fascinations include fairy tales, romance novels, and the stubborn persistence of monarchy, how could I possibly miss the opportunity to get as close as possible to that rarest of birds: a real, live American princess?
There are some 90 hours left until Meghan Markle and Prince Harry tie the knot in Westminster Abbey, and this week’s news that the bride’s ailing father, Thomas, suddenly decided not to attend has reportedly thrown the previously happy couple—as well as the Royal Family at large—into full-blown chaos mode.
Kensington Palace has announced that Meghan Markle will not have a maid of honor, declining to pick a favorite from among her friends. Leaves more room for her small herd of young bridesmaids and page boys, which is fantastic news for fans of hilarious bridal fashions for kids—which I assume is everyone.
I cannot stop looking at this picture of Prince Harry and Justin Trudeau. Are they swapping Toronto dinner recs? Is does Prince Harry belong to Canada now, even though he is marrying an American? Could they be talking about how desperately they miss Barack?
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will marry on May 19. But before then, on May 13, Lifetime will release a fictionalized movie about their romance and courtship, and let me tell you, these 20 scintillating seconds look like a lot of fun.
Author Tom Bower has delivered to royal gossip media a gift basket to last til the end of our lives, via the Daily Mail. The excerpt from his new book Rebel Prince: The Power, Passion and Defiance of Prince Charles, is a straightforward list of requirements to accommodate Prince Charles’s travel, dietary, and bowel…
Quick question: have you ever made Jennifer Garner sad? I mean, like, have you ever done something that had a direct—we’re talking causal—relationship to Jennifer Garner becoming sad? Ben Affleck certainly has. As has Scott Foley. Maybe even Bradley Cooper and/or Victor Garber! (Though who’s to say for certain.) The…
Remember Meghan Markle’s half-sister, Samantha Grant? The one who is reportedly writing a tell-all about her relationship with Meghan called The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister? It’s been a while since we’ve heard from her (maybe because she ran out of third-tier media outlets to talk to), but thanks to some intrepid …
Celebrate the upcoming royal wedding with a royal fuck, and keep it safe courtesy of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle themed condoms.
After what I can only assume required countless tense nights of adding and subtracting and replacing names in an Excel spreadsheet called “M&H—GUESTS 2018,” Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have pared down their list of members of the public who will be invited to their wedding down to a lean 2,640.
For over a decade, Ryan Seacrest has been as much of a fixture on the Oscars red carpet as assistants on the verge of nervous breakdowns, celebrities’ mothers, and Meryl Streep. The three hours before showtime—when celebrities take that long stroll from their limos to their seats—have all but belonged to him and E!’s …
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will wed under a shining sun and a bluebell sky in merry olde Englande on May 19. People will cry, everyone will buy a tea towel, and then, at some point during the festivities, the freaking SPICE GIRLS will PERFORM!!!
Prince Harry apparently plans to invite a couple of his ex girlfriends to his wedding to Meghan Markle.
