I cannot stop looking at this picture of Prince Harry and Justin Trudeau. Are they swapping Toronto dinner recs? Is does Prince Harry belong to Canada now, even though he is marrying an American? Could they be talking about how desperately they miss Barack?

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will marry on May 19. But before then, on May 13, Lifetime will release a fictionalized movie about their romance and courtship, and let me tell you, these 20 scintillating seconds look like a lot of fun.

Author Tom Bower has delivered to royal gossip media a gift basket to last til the end of our lives, via the Daily Mail. The excerpt from his new book Rebel Prince: The Power, Passion and Defiance of Prince Charles, is a straightforward list of requirements to accommodate Prince Charles’s travel, dietary, and bowel…

Quick question: have you ever made Jennifer Garner sad? I mean, like, have you ever done something that had a direct—we’re talking causal—relationship to Jennifer Garner becoming sad? Ben Affleck certainly has. As has Scott Foley. Maybe even Bradley Cooper and/or Victor Garber! (Though who’s to say for certain.) The…

Some people think that when you start doing something new, you should start with the easiest aspect of it as possible. Not true. If you start on Level 10, you become an expert that much faster. Which is why I commend soon-to-be member of the British royal family Meghan Markle on her decision to both learn to drive…

Remember Meghan Markle’s half-sister, Samantha Grant? The one who is reportedly writing a tell-all about her relationship with Meghan called The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister? It’s been a while since we’ve heard from her (maybe because she ran out of third-tier media outlets to talk to), but thanks to some intrepid …

Celebrate the upcoming royal wedding with a royal fuck, and keep it safe courtesy of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle themed condoms.

After what I can only assume required countless tense nights of adding and subtracting and replacing names in an Excel spreadsheet called “M&H—GUESTS 2018,” Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have pared down their list of members of the public who will be invited to their wedding down to a lean 2,640.

For over a decade, Ryan Seacrest has been as much of a fixture on the Oscars red carpet as assistants on the verge of nervous breakdowns, celebrities’ mothers, and Meryl Streep. The three hours before showtime—when celebrities take that long stroll from their limos to their seats—have all but belonged to him and E!’s …

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will wed under a shining sun and a bluebell sky in merry olde Englande on May 19. People will cry, everyone will buy a tea towel, and then, at some point during the festivities, the freaking SPICE GIRLS will PERFORM!!!

Prince Harry apparently plans to invite a couple of his ex girlfriends to his wedding to Meghan Markle.

Are you idly thinking about popping over to the United Kingdom for the royal wedding, visualizing snagging a deal on a cute little room over the route that Harry and Meghan will take to greet the public after making it official? Unfortunately I am here to brutally crush your daydream.

If you can even believe it, Prince Harry left the house for a royal engagement without Meghan Markle. This time he got to serve pasta to children, and he didn’t even nearly get bitten by a presumably Republican pony.

The Lifetime Channel has dropped its last vestige of propriety and dumped this on the doorstep of Buckingham Palace: Harry & Meghan: A Royal Romance. The made-for-TV royal drama isn’t exactly protocol-breaking at this point (see William and Kate: The Movie), but yesterday they posted this little “First Look” on…

It’s not traditional for the bride to give a speech at a royal wedding, but Meghan Markle is turning all the crumpet baskets on their heads.

Today Prince Harry and his betrothed, Meghan Markle, made another round of public appearances. This is a big part of the job of being a royal, such as it is—showing up, shaking hands, and looking deeply interested in whatever your hosts choose to present to you. In this instance, it was a large wedding cake that was…

Breathless coverage of the engagement of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle has been consuming our newsfeeds since late November. Oh my lord, it’s been less than two months?! Wow. If you’re worried that you missed something, don’t; the Royal couple is getting a Lifetime movie so we can go through it all again.

Ed Sheeran, watch your back: During Harry and Meghan’s visit to a London radio station, one man slipped the prince a business card with his contact info and offered to work as their wedding DJ. Yet another example of canny entrepreneurs hopping onto the royal wedding gravy train. Get your money’s worth, Britons!

As Harry and Meghan do their second official royal walkabout as an engaged couple, news comes that they will very likely not be welcoming Barack and Michelle Obama to their wedding. Boo! Booooo!

What’s a medieval occasion like a royal wedding without some medieval-sounding demands from a local politician that the police clear out the beggars and vagrants?