Prince George, 4-year-old heir to the throne of the United Kingdom, set off for his first day of prep school today. He looked frankly skeptical about the whole business and who can blame him? Who among us wouldn’t prefer to stay at home in our cozy bedroom at a literal palace, surrounded by faithful and adoring…
The actor John Heard—best known for playing Macaulay Culkin’s father, Peter McAllister, in the Home Alone movies—was found dead in a Palo Alto, Calif. hotel on Friday night. He was 72.
Royal spawn George and Charlotte will be part of their Aunt Pippa’s May 20th nuptials—as a page boy and bridesmaid, respectively. As they are both under the age of four, it seems very likely that one of them will freak out, run wild, or otherwise steal the show with some manner of antics. Which will it be?
Please spare a thought today for Upper East Side parents who have learned that their children will NOT be attending a Manhattan chapter of the same school as wee autocrat Prince George. Truly, we all face hardships and setbacks in this life.
Now that the royals’ Canadian sojourn has concluded, let’s assess the looks. Forget Kate, though—we turn our eyes to the young, the fresh, the future of the monarchy, the trendsetters Charlotte and George. Join me for a little fashion Kremlinology!
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, together with their tiny royals Prince George and Princess Charlotte, have concluded a one week tour of Canada. As a tribute to the Royal Family’s hosts, Kensington Palace has released a short video with footage from Thursday’s children’s party. Unsurprisingly, Prince George makes a…
On Thursday, your good friends Will, Kate, George, and Charlotte appeared at a party for military families at Victoria’s Government House. This party featured a balloon arch. You’ve never been as excited about anything as Charlotte was about these balloons. Charlotte was ready to fuck these balloons up.
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is beloved for his progressive politics and strong yet boyish face, but 3-year-old Prince George sees right through all that shit, and will not be extending his hand in a “high five.” What does he look like, some sort of city-subsidized day camper? This sweater is cashmere.
Are William and Catherine, Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, considering—even now—another pregnancy? Am I considering ordering a Belgian waffle for lunch? Who’s to say?
After a brief summertime absence from the public eye, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, is back to the royal grind. This means royal headlines—regardless of whether she actually does anything particularly interesting.
25-year-old Hugh Grosvenor, godfather to Prince George, is now the Duke of Westminster and one of the wealthiest men in the United Kingdom. Seems they’re still doing the aristocracy thing over there. Frankly, the whole kit and caboodle is probably the last thing this kid wanted—not to mention that his dad had to die…
This past weekend brought yet another round of 90th birthday celebration for Queen Elizabeth II, as the royal family gathered on the balcony of Buckingham Palace for the annual “Trooping the Colour” military parade. That includes Princess Charlotte, who looked deeply unconvinced by the whole affair.
If you’ve ever wanted to see Adele get so, so real and so, so awesome, good news.
Royal children might be tiny economic powerhouses, but that doesn’t mean they don’t love to cause a classic brain-crushing racket.
To mark Queen Elizabeth II’s 90th birthday tomorrow, she sat for a portrait with her heirs, her son, grandson, and great-grandson, who was styled like a schoolboy circa 1906 and standing on a stack of what appear to be foam blocks wrapped in a very nice ribbon.
As of April, Will & Kate (TM) have been married five years. How the time flies! And us plebes can celebrate their anniversary by settling down to watch a four-part documentary series on their relationship.
Prince George started school today. He wore a quilted jacket with suede patches on the elbows, like a tiny baby Barbour ad. He remains lethally adorable.
To no one’s surprise, despite being by all accounts a fond grandfather, Prince Charles has not changed a single diaper since the arrival of his wee Edwardian descendant George. Obviously.
Will, Kate & company have released a family photo alongside season’s greetings to the world. Prince George still looks like an Edwardian ghost child, while his little sister resembles some adorable animated bug from Studio Ghibli. Okay, okay—it’s cute.