Jan 6
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In late March, Prince Charles was one of the earliest internationally famous names to be diagnosed with covid-19. He…
Oct 30
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Here’s the thing about the royal family: they stay busy. To the extent that we can say they have a job—a debate…
Apr 9 2020
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Mar 30 2020
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Remember Drake? It’s been quite some time since you or I or anyone really thought about him, save that perpetual…
Mar 27 2020
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The announcement from Prince Charles’s office at Clarence House that he had been “working from home throughout the…
Mar 25 2020
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Prince Charles has tested positive for covid-19, his office has confirmed.
Jan 23 2020
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Vice President Mike Pence and his press secretary really, really, really want you to know that Prince Charles didn’t…
Dec 24 2019
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Prince Philip is not dead, just in time for Christmas. He’s left the hospital on Tuesday and will spend Christmas…
Dec 1 2019
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I say this with slight deference to Prince Charles because it looks like he has enough sharp medals to slice my…
Oct 28 2019
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Are you excited for the return of The Crown and the ascension of Olivia Colman to her rightful place as monarch?…
May 10 2019
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An independent investigation has concluded that Prince Charles helped protect an old friend, former Anglican bishop…
Nov 14 2018
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Prince William says that Prince Charles straight-up lets squirrels run around Birkhall, his home in Scotland. Also,…
Nov 8 2018
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In a program marking his 70th birthday, Prince Charles has assured the United Kingdom that he won’t meddle in…
Nov 1 2018
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The young royals get the lion’s share of the global adulation, but unless he dies before his mother, Prince Charles…
Jul 16 2018
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A spokesperson for Buckingham Palace has clarified that Princes Charles and William did not snub Donald Trump on his…
May 18 2018
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When Meghan Markle announced that her father would not be attending her demented, vaguely Brexit-themed amusement…
Mar 18 2018
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Author Tom Bower has delivered to royal gossip media a gift basket to last til the end of our lives, via the Daily…
Mar 17 2018
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ATTENTION: in a move being described as “fearless,” Kim Kardashian-West has appeared publicly in bike shorts, a…
Dec 10 2017
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Ed Sheeran, who is currently awaiting his fate in the Tower of London, violated royal protocol when he touched…
Aug 1 2017
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Diana, Princess of Wales, was the most famous woman of the late twentieth century, and August 31 is the two-decade…