Prince Charles Has Squirrels Running Around His House???
Prince William says that Prince Charles straight-up lets squirrels run around Birkhall, his home in Scotland. Also, he…
'I'm Not That Stupid,' Prince Charles Assures the United Kingdom
In a program marking his 70th birthday, Prince Charles has assured the United Kingdom that he won’t meddle in politics…
Prince Charles Is Definitely the Type to Say 'I Told You So' Over and Over Until You Scream
The young royals get the lion’s share of the global adulation, but unless he dies before his mother, Prince Charles is…
Palace Denies Charles and William Snubbed Trump Because They Were Never Gonna Meet in the First Place
A spokesperson for Buckingham Palace has clarified that Princes Charles and William did not snub Donald Trump on his…
Prince Charles Will Walk Meghan Down the End of the Aisle, But She'll Walk the First Part Alone
When Meghan Markle announced that her father would not be attending her demented, vaguely Brexit-themed amusement park…
This Book of Prince Charles Demands Is Stupendous
Author Tom Bower has delivered to royal gossip media a gift basket to last til the end of our lives, via the Daily Mail.…
Kim Kardashian Wears Socks, You May Now Leave the House
ATTENTION: in a move being described as “fearless,” Kim Kardashian-West has appeared publicly in bike shorts, a fanny…
Ed Sheeran Can't Stop Blowing It With the Royals, Must Die
Ed Sheeran, who is currently awaiting his fate in the Tower of London, violated royal protocol when he touched Prince…
Your Handy Field Guide to the Plethora of Princess Diana Anniversary Specials
Diana, Princess of Wales, was the most famous woman of the late twentieth century, and August 31 is the two-decade…
Man Offered Job That Involves Neither Pay Nor Work
If Prince Charles would like to add another title to his impressive pile, perhaps he would consider accepting the…
Grandpa and His Second Wife Had a Great Time in Europe
Have you talked to grandpa since he got back from Italy? Yeah, sounds like he and Camilla had a great time.
Prince Charles Reportedly Wept the Night Before His Wedding to Diana and Not From Joy
Yum, does that taste like old English tea?
The Next Season of Ryan Murphy's Feud Will Be About Prince Charles and Princess Diana
Ryan Murphy is still working hard at his goal of turning FX into a gayer version of The History Channel, as it’s just…
Prince Charles Knows a Towel Is the Most Massively Useful Thing an Interstellar Hitchhiker Can Have
As Prince Charles understands, a towel has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound…
Queen Elizabeth II Went to the Grocery Store Yesterday
Queen Elizabeth II visited a grocery store yesterday. There have been weddings less thoroughly documented than this…
Happy Anniversary of Prince William's First Ever Public Appearance
On this day in 1982, Prince William made his first public appearance. If you could call it that, considering he…
Madame Tussauds Is Doing Great Work These Days
To mark Queen Elizabeth II’s 90th birthday tomorrow, she sat for a portrait with her heirs, her son, grandson, and…
Good Rumor: Young Prince Charles Had a Big Fat Crush on Barbra Streisand
Here is a very good royal rumor: As a young man, Prince Charles had an enormous crush on Barbra Streisand.
Happy Birthday to This 62-Year-Old Working Refrigerator That Once Belonged to the Queen Mother
A refrigerator dating back to 1954 that once belonged to Queen Elizabeth II’s mother has passed its annual electrical…
One Time Princess Di Visited a Suburban Virginia J.C. Penney and Bought an $8 Scarf
On November 11, 1985, Princess Diana visited the J.C. Penney in the Springfield, Virginia mall.