Donald Trump Has Funeral Envy
The New York Times reports this week that Donald Trump (alive) is jealous of all the attention being given to George…
Selieber Is Unceremoniously Announced
As though America has not been waiting on this bombshell for weeks, TMZ just casually dropped this line, as fact, into…
Here Is the Right Honorable Lady Gaga With All the Ex-Presidents
Yesterday, Lady Gaga made an appearance at the One America Appeal concert benefit for victims of recent hurricanes in…
Barack Obama and George W. Bush Call Out Bigotry, Co-Host a Disaster Relief Concert With All the Other Ex-Presidents
Former presidents Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, George H.W. Bush, and Jimmy Carter–bygone reminders of…
Here's the Letter Barack Obama Left for Donald Trump on Inauguration Day
CNN reports that it has obtained the letter Barack Obama gave to President Trump on Inauguration Day. The traditional…
Presidents to Represent Me
“In the absence,” to paraphrase Barack Obama, “of American leadership,” at least we still have Rihanna, who is Anti- a…
There's a Fight Over Where to Park President James K. Polk's Body for Its Eternal Rest
Where does the body of dead president James K. Polk belong? Apparently, the answer is more complicated than, “in the…
Prepare for a Shock: Trump Has Historically Low Transition Approval Ratings
According to a Gallup poll released on Wednesday morning, Donald Trump’s presidential transition has a 48 percent…
An Expert Opinion On the State of the Presidential Election
The 2016 general election takes place tomorrow, November 8, which means that at some point tomorrow (November 8),…
A Percentage of Americans Aren't Sure If Trump or Clinton Are Preferable to a Meteor Destroying Earth
A recent poll suggests that some Americans like Clinton, some like Trump, and some like the idea of a giant ball of…
Pricing 2016 GOP Presidential Candidates' Haircuts
According to reports, presidential candidate and Woman Hillary Clinton tried very, very hard to make sure no one found…
Former President George HW Bush Is On Some Good Shit
Earlier this month, 90-year-old former President George HW Bush broke his neck in a fall from bed. He spent four days…
New Jersey Jagoff Running For President
New Jersey Gov. and potty-mouth Chris Christie will officially announce his presidential campaign on Tuesday, June 30,…
Jeb Bush Is Hangry As Fuck for Presidency and a Plate of Goddamn Carbs
Jeb Bush wants to be your president. The lesser Bush, who’s in politics but hasn’t risen much higher than trying to “str…
Noted Artist George W. Bush To Get His First Gallery Show
Finally, after centuries of unloading crap upon the unwashed masses, the art world is at long last about to unleash the…
High School Student Takes Selfies of Himself as Every President
OK, admittedly this is a pretty cool gimmick to try, especially for a high school student. After watching a …
Real Talk: JFK and Jackie Had Sex on Air Force One a Day Before Dallas
There are tasteful ways to talk about the looming anniversary of the JFK assassination, and then there's the New York…
15 Super Sexy Hypothetical Novels About American Presidents
Did you hear? Thanks to Scandal and new novel "The First Affair," having sex with the president is totally having a…
George W Bush Remembered Favorably? OK, Sure.
In related news, Americans have shitty, shitty memories.