Jul 9 2017
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From the looks of it, Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin have been enjoying a jolly ol’ time together at the G-20…
May 1 2017
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Donald Trump—the human equivalent of a teenage boy slumber party abundant in erections and pimples—has lately…
Apr 10 2017
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Eighty-one days ago, a begrimed burlap puppet choked by a red power tie flopped into the Oval Office. And now, as…
Feb 27 2017
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Kellyanne Conway—word salad generator and Counselor to the President—no doubt spends a great deal of time in the…
Feb 26 2017
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Last night, our meathead-in-chief headed to the Trump Hotel in downtown Washington, D.C. for a steak dinner at the…
Feb 19 2017
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On Sunday, Republican senator John McCain appeared—remotely—on NBC’s Meet the Press, where he pussyfooted around…
Feb 6 2017
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British Prime Minister Theresa May invited Donald Trump, our fluorescent ham rump-in-chief, to visit the United…
Feb 5 2017
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Donald Trump—an autocratic embodied Twitter egg who also happens to run the country—implicitly defended Vladimir…
Jan 31 2017
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California State Senator Nancy Skinner of Berkeley—one of the many legislators who objects to President Trump’s…
Jan 30 2017
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On Monday evening, President Donald Trump fired acting Attorney General Sally Yates—the Justice Department’s top…
Jan 23 2017
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Donald Trump, a clump of moldering chickpeas and the 45th President of the United States, is quite agitated over the…
Jan 22 2017
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Donald Trump concealed his tax returns during his protracted presidential campaign, refusing to disclose them even…
Dec 5 2016
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Chris Suprun is a paramedic from Dallas, Texas. A Republican member of the Electoral College, he has previously…
Dec 5 2016
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Oprah Winfrey will be the last person to interview Michelle Obama before the Obamas leave the White House in…
Nov 27 2016
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President-elect Donald Trump, a radioactive double chin with a Twitter account, has demonstrated time and again that…
Nov 25 2016
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As we reach the twilight of 2016, I realize that no horror or indignity can be brushed away as an impossibility.…
Nov 13 2016
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My darlings. My poppets. We’ve had a long and wretched week, haven’t we? I spent election night sobbing into…
Nov 13 2016
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Because the United States has elected Donald Trump—a toxic Hot Pocket glued to a micropenis—to serve as our nation’s…
Nov 1 2016
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Monday night, on the Halloween episode of Full Frontal, Samantha Bee sat down with President Barack Obama to discuss…
Oct 31 2016
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It’s been a heavy news night, hasn’t it, poppets? And on Halloween, to boot! So I think it’s only fair that we wrap…