Elders Love the Reefer
Older Americans reaching for some bud are on the rise, according to a new study. And who can blame them? The earth is literally dying all around us.
Marijuana, Chris Christie's Longtime Nemesis, Continues to Be Way, Way More Popular Than He Is
61 percent of Americans approve of recreational marijuana legalization, while just 20 percent of New Jerseyans approve of Gov. Chris Christie. According to math, Chris Christie should probably not throw a loud and extended fit about the dangers of pot, and yet here he is, doing it. Why not, I guess?
A Helpful Woman's Guide to Upgrading Your Entire Life With Homemade Marijuana Gummi Bears
I was like you once: eating a single bite of food with pot in it and freaking right the fuck out. The first time I had a pot brownie, I did what any sensible 15-year-old might: I decided they weren’t working, ate half the pan, waited two hours, then watched the entire room flip onto its side and felt the sensation…
The Real Harry Potter Was Busted for Dealing Marijuana
Yes, you read that correctly. Harry Potter! Arrested! Weed!
Marijuana Use in America Has More Than Doubled Over the Last Decade
Good evening, readers! How many of you are capping off the night by smoking a joint? If current statistics are accurate, a considerable swath of you may be toking as I type. America, it seems, is twice as stoned as it was ten years ago.
Medical Marijuana Will Soon Be Legal in Puerto Rico
Medical marijuana will soon be legal in Puerto Rico, provided the executive order signed by its governor, Alejandro Garcia Padilla, unfolds as planned.
Nancy Grace and 2 Chainz's Pot Romance Continues Hot and Heavy
The Nancy Grace and 2 Chainz romance continues. This week's installment involves gold-dipped blunts because, seduction.
DEA Fears Bunnies May Get High as Balls off Medical Marijuana in Utah
The Utah State Senate is considering a bill that would make it legal for people with "chronic and debilitating diseases" to consume edible medical marijuana. But no one has paused to consider the effect that will have on the woodland creatures of Utah; a special agent with the Drug Enforcement Administration warned…
Nancy Grace and 2 Chainz Should Get Married
Nancy Grace is a conservative, murder-obsessed maniac whose most prominent claim to fame is being the person who made all our moms (or maybe just mine, dunno) obsessed with the Jody Arias trial. 2 Chainz, the rapper formerly known to us and currently known to his family as Tity Boi, is most famous for requesting large…
Weed-Smoking Grannies Really Torn About Being Mentioned on Jezebel
The weed-smoking grandmas have arrived! Not only has their video reached over seven million views (not bad for first-timers), but America's new sweethearts Paula, Dorothea, and Deirdre were written up on this very site. And they were concerned.
Thanks a Fucking Lot, Maureen Dowd: Colorado Considers Pot Edibles Ban
Health officials in the state of Colorado have recommended outlawing edible pot products in the state. I'm choosing to place 100% of the blame for this on the famously un-chill Maureen Dowd.
News Reporter Resigns Live on the Air: "Fuck It. I Quit."
A television reporter in Alaska quit on live TV so she could focus on her work as a marijuana legalization activist in the state. This is too perfect for real life.
You Can Now Get Marijuana-Infused Pizzas in Some Places
Is there a marijuana god that we can bow down and thank for this? There are some places where the lifelong stoner fantasy of having delicious pizza that gets you stoned is becoming reality. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL TIME WE LIVE IN.
Vaporizers Are Mainstream Enough for NYT Style Section
Now that vapes are the subject of licensing deals between manufacturers and celebrities—Snoop Dogg, 2 Chainz, Claw Money—they're fashionable enough to be featured in the New York Times Style section. Finally, people are acknowledging what most of us already knew: getting high is cool.
Forget E-Cigarettes, It's Time for the E-Joint
A Dutch company is capitalizing off the success of e-cigarettes by going one step further. Behold the e-joint!
Florida Man Charged with Assaulting His Brother with Marijuana Plants
A man in Lakeland is accused of assaulting his brother with marijuana plants he was growing at his home.
Maureen Dowd Eats Too Much Weed Candy Bar and Freaks the Fuck Out
Yesterday the New York Times published a column from opinion columnist and America's self-anointed fun city aunt Maureen Dowd wherein the Are Men Necessary? author and Pulitzer Prize-winning Monica Lewinsky bully traveled to Colorado and then ate a fuckload of pot and then got so high she thought she was going to die.…
Pot Vending Machines Arrive in Colorado
Colorado welcomed its first pot vending machine this week.
Teen Who Raised Prom Money By Selling Pot Brownies Might Get Deported
This message goes out to all the #teens out there, both #cool and non: Prom isn't worth risking deportation. It's just not! The only cool proms are the ones that happen in movies and end with a line dance and those aren't even all that cool because you know that after graduation the Sexy New Boyfriend and the Bookish,…
Texas Woman Calls Police To Complain About Quality of Marijuana
Here's a tip from me to you (consider it a thank you for our years and years of friendship): Don't call the police when your dealer gives you shitty weed.
