poop

Currently, I type these words to the sounds of tiny little caterpillar poops dropping to the floor of the butterfly…

When I was in college, rumor had it that the sister of a close friend couldn’t take 8 a.m. classes because she…

Who knew that you could make one of the body’s least attractive functions look adorable? A new museum in Yokohama,…

Everybody poops, including fictional wizards. But the logistics of pooping in the Harry Potter universe continues to…

We tell dog parents stories in order to live.

I remember learning about germs as a kid and momentarily freaking out that they were EVERYWHERE. Standing in line to…

You already know that wombats are delightful wonder-loaves who bounce around after their humans and are sometimes…

When Netflix announced that the best true crime-parody on the market, American Vandal, would return for a second…

Nicole Byer, storyteller extraordinaire and star of Loosely Exactly Nicole, appeared on Conan Tuesday night to share…

It’s a relatable tale of incredibly wealthy man versus animal poop: geese have been pooping all over the Finger…

Nothing matters right now, so I’m going to tell you about my poops. I never really aspired to write about my…

Happy last weekend before the election! I expect there to be a fair number of Gary Johnson supporters in the comment…

These days, many women walk into public bathrooms with bowels full of digested sandwiches (ew) and salads (nice)…

Early Monday afternoon I read an article with a headline that reads “First poo-themed dessert café set to open in…

A man who tried to cover two women in poop on New York’s Upper East Side has been caught. That being said, I’m still…

A man on Manhattan’s Upper East Side attempted to shove a bag of poop down a woman’s shorts on Monday. I can’t live…

In her new book Bite Me, Ally Hilfiger—star of the seminal MTV reality show Rich Girls, daughter of Tommy Hilfiger,…