We Need to Talk About Wizard Poop
Everybody poops, including fictional wizards. But the logistics of pooping in the Harry Potter universe continues to…
Dog Walking Is Fast Becoming a Narrative Art
We tell dog parents stories in order to live.
Poop Is Everywhere
I remember learning about germs as a kid and momentarily freaking out that they were EVERYWHERE. Standing in line to…
Science Fact: Wombat Poop Is Cube-Shaped
You already know that wombats are delightful wonder-loaves who bounce around after their humans and are sometimes very…
Poop Prevails in American Vandal Season 2
When Netflix announced that the best true crime-parody on the market, American Vandal, would return for a second…
Enjoy This Story From Nicole Byer About Finding Poop In an Airplane Blanket
Nicole Byer, storyteller extraordinaire and star of Loosely Exactly Nicole, appeared on Conan Tuesday night to share a…
Billionaire to Geese: Stop Pooping Near Me
It’s a relatable tale of incredibly wealthy man versus animal poop: geese have been pooping all over the Finger Lakes…
Did You Hear the One Where Steve Mnuchin Gets a Box of Literal Horse Shit for Christmas
Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin’s Los Angeles home received a “suspicious package” on Saturday night that—after…
How Are Your Poops?
Nothing matters right now, so I’m going to tell you about my poops. I never really aspired to write about my butthole,…
Our Future Is Literally Shit
Researchers are currently devising a way of converting poop into fuel, meaning our future will literally run on shit. A…
The Dumbest Cause You Ever Supported
Happy last weekend before the election! I expect there to be a fair number of Gary Johnson supporters in the comment…
How to Talk to a Woman Who Is Trying to Take a Dump
These days, many women walk into public bathrooms with bowels full of digested sandwiches (ew) and salads (nice) with…
You Wanna Eat the Poop?
Early Monday afternoon I read an article with a headline that reads “First poo-themed dessert café set to open in…
New York's Poop Bag Nightmare Is Over, For Now
A man who tried to cover two women in poop on New York’s Upper East Side has been caught. That being said, I’m still…
A Man in New York Tried to Shove a Bag of Poop Down a Woman's Shorts, Goodbye
A man on Manhattan’s Upper East Side attempted to shove a bag of poop down a woman’s shorts on Monday. I can’t live…
Ally Hilfiger Once Gave Her Dad a Plate of Poop Because of Lyme
In her new book Bite Me, Ally Hilfiger—star of the seminal MTV reality show Rich Girls, daughter of Tommy Hilfiger, and…
The Shocking Photos of Orlando Bloom's Tamagotchi Taking a Shit on the Met Gala Red Carpet
Here’s what the fashion people don’t want you to see!!
The Real Housewives of Dallas Is All About Farts, Poop, and Charity Events
The premiere of The Real Housewives of the Worst City In Texas was Monday night, and boy howdy did I enjoy every second…
This Election Season, Would You Rather Someone Pooped In Your Mouth or Your Eyes?
So, here’s the situation: you’re going to get poop on you. The reasons why aren’t important, not for the purposes of…
Sweet Young Woman Dresses As Poop Emoji to Ask a Guy to Homecoming
Incredibly heartwarming and romantic: A young woman wore a poop emoji costume to ask a guy to homecoming.