Pontifex Subtweets
In an official apostolic exhortation on holiness issued Monday morning, Pope Francis, Vatican City’s original bad boy,…
Hillary Clinton Attends The Color Purple, Gets Broadway Standing Ovation
On Sunday, Hillary Clinton attended the final performance of The Color Purple, together with husband Bill and daughter…
Oh My God, Ted Cruz Is Such a Drama Queen
Do you know who has been so dramatic lately? And by “lately,” I mean since at least his senior year of high school?…
Rick Perry, With Nothing Else to Do, Will Join Amber Rose and Vanilla Ice on Dancing With the Stars
Where do you go after spending 14 years rolling back Texas abortion access and executing the mentally ill? The dance…
Majority of Scotland's Mainstream Party Leaders Identify As LGB
Scottish Labour Party leader Kezia Dugdale keeps her personal life close to her chest, but recently announced that she…
N.H. State Rep: Harassment Policy Violates My Rights to Jokingly Harass People
The New Hampshire House of Representatives has been an amazing repository for good ideas lately. In December, we had…
Your Next President Donald Trump Is Being Denied His God-Given Secret Service Security Detail
The Department of Homeland Security has not yet assigned a Secret Service security detail to your next president and…
Angry Anti-Choice Pol Wants to 'Set Myself on Fire' Over Abortion
Oklahoma State Representative Kevin Calvey, a Republican from Oklahoma City, struggled recently to find the perfect way…
Why Don't Ted Cruz's Clothes Fit Him?
Ted Cruz is running for President of the United States, which unfortunately means we're all going to be seeing a lot…
Seth Meyers Mocks Ted Cruz to His Face, Has Never Been Cooler
Seth Meyers had Texas Senator and coy not-yet-presidential-candidate Ted Cruz on the show last night; in a genuinely…
Palin Interviewee Calls the President 'Hitler' [Update: Never Mind]
We may have laughed when Sarah Palin announced that she'd climbed down the ladder from Vice Presidential candidate all…
"Don't Say Gay" Tennessee Republican to be Lampooned in Musical
You remember state Sen. Stacey Campfield, don't you? He's the Tennessee lawmaker who tried to make it illegal in…
Judge Says 'Ex-Gay' Therapists Must Pay, Texas GOP Doubles Down
The Texas Republican Party has written support for "ex-gay" conversion therapy into their party platform at the same…
Allen West Slams Middle School LGBT+ Groups as 'Indoctrination'
Former US Representative Allen West (R) has penned what can only be termed as a diatribe against LGBT educators looking…
Everyone's Super Cool with Congressman Aaron Schock's Shirtlessness
If you're a resident of Illinois, you may be familiar with Republican congressman Aaron Schock. If you aren't a…
Florida GOP Rep: New School Curriculum Will 'Turn Your Child Gay'
Like any other change to educational standards, Florida's implementation of the new "Common Core" has come under fire…
Politician Gets By With a Little Help From Fake Facebook Girlfriends
In a delightfully bizarre local story, Santa Cruz City Council candidate Tim Goncharoff has gotten a lot of…
Craziest Political Candidate Ever Says Viagra is Made From His Blood
Meet Louisiana politician Edwin Edwards. He plans to run for Senate. He's a former four-term governor. He just got out…
Moron Politician Is Super Sorry He Called Congresswoman 'Some Bimbo'
A bitter (and, quite frankly, kind of crazy-sounding) California ex-Congressman named Joe Baca gave a super unhinged…
Chris Christie Is a Petty Asshole
Today, new emails have surfaced that prove what many have long suspected: Chris Christie is a vindictive, bullying…