A Petite Warning to Ariana and Pete: Your Pet Pig Is Going to Get MassiveÂ
Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson have reportedly, possibly, gotten a pet pig.
Here, For Your Friday, Is a Pig That Looks Like a ChipmunkÂ
This is a “chipmunk pig,” which to my admittedly untrained eyes, just looks like a very small pig with some neat stripes. His name is Christopher P. Bacon. That is, Chris P. Bacon. It’s Friday, and he’s adorable.
Do Not Be Surprised If Your 'Micro Pig' Ends Up Being A Regular Pig InsteadÂ
And now, a tale of a man who thought he was getting one thing but ended up with quite another.
There Are Pigs Among Us
Those who live in New York may be tickled (if you love animals), tantalized (if you like bacon), or traumatized (if you are a big baby) to learn of an “underground pig network” in the big city. (More like pig city!) Today, the New York Times reports on what it’s like to reeeeeeally want a Wilbur or Babe of your own…
Here's a New Scam: Sell Big Piggies But Say They're Little Piggies
Need to make a quick buck and don’t care about conducting business that’s either illegal or—at the very least—ethically reprehensible? Love the rush you get after screwing over some common sucker with a good con? Here’s an idea: buy a few pot-bellied piglets from a senile farmer who doesn’t ask questions, wrap a…
Please Don't Ask Natalie Dormer How It Feels to Look Like Kermit's New Pig Girlfriend
Just as it’s a good rule of thumb to avoid asking women what they’re reading while they’re, uh, reading, it’s a good idea to avoid asking Natalie Dormer how it feels to look like a fictional pig when she’s, uh, a human.
Miley Cyrus Adopted a Little Tiny Piglet
Miley Cyrus caaaaan't stop, and she woooonnnn't stop, which is something I'm legally obligated to say every time she partakes in something habitual. This time around, the thing she cannot and will not stop doing is adopting pets, as evidenced by the tiny little pig named Bubba Sue she began Instagramming late last…
Curious Piglet and Sleepy Pit Bull Are Adorable BFFs
A tiny inquisitive piglet. A patient, drowsy pit bull. Together? Magic.
Much to the Delight of Sharks Everywhere, Pigs Love to Swim
I mean, I don’t want to be the one to ruin this moment of, “Aw, adorable pigs swimming in the ocean!” but isn’t anyone else unnerved that there are three pigs and this video could totally be the set-up to a “Three Little Pigs” re-imagining with a shark instead of a wolf? The last thing we need is for sharks to…
Happy Mother's Day to Julia the Pig (and Her Eight Adorable Piglets)
Pigs celebrate Mother's Day by rolling around in mud and being hella smart and cute.
Let's All Move to New Zealand and Surf With This Baby Pig
This is Zorro. He's a two month old pig who loves to surf. And we love to watch him surf, because finally something is alright in the world. Also, perhaps it's because I'm a Bleedy Female, but I'm crying. Is this weird? Should I be treated for hysteria? Help?
This Tiny Pig in a Wheelchair Is the Best Thing You'll Ever See (We Mean It This Time)
There are no words, there are only mini piglets in wheelchair-like contraptions. Chris P. Bacon is everything.
Pigs Eating Pumpkins For the Greater Good
Here are some adorable Farm Sanctuary rescue pigs eating delicious seasonal fare. Pigs might be my most favorite animal because they're cute, smart, and love to eat pumpkins. Pigs know what's up.
Oh Great, Swine Flu Is Back!
The CDC has been tracking a new strain of pig flu linked to state and county fairs. Concerned epidemiologists say this new strain might share a gene with the 2009 pandemic flu strain, which allows it to pass easily from pigs to humans. Out of 29 recorded human cases in the past year (most of which are children), there…
Let These Dog and Pig Friends Enjoy a Playful Romp All Over Your Heart
Dogs and pigs, living together — what's the world coming to if not one giant, adorable menagerie in which all the fuzzy animals love and nuzzle each other and all the bugs leave on a spaceship for a planet where they'll be more appreciated? It also seems about right to echo David Foster Wallace's incredulity at the…
Beagle and Piglet Are Adorable Frenemies
"Look, dude. I, like, don't even know if you're still playing right now."
Donald Trump Hates Women as Much as He Loves Money
Donald Trump is in the news again for sparking yet another celebrity feud, this time with Cher. The singer made a comment last week on Twitter about his friend Mitt Romney, saying, "If ROMNEY gets elected I don't know if I can breathe same air as Him & his Right Wing Racist Homophobic Women Hating Tea Bagger Masters."…
Do You Have Tapeworms In Your Brain? Maybe.
Mother Nature has already given us so many things to be terrified of in this world—flesh eating bacteria, tsunamis, Tan Mom, to name just a few. Tapeworms certainly deserve a place on the list too. Who among us did not become obsessed with the idea that we might have one slithering around inside our intestines when we…
