Duchess Meghan’s father Thomas Markle appeared on Piers Morgan’s talk show Monday morning for a friendly conversation and, you know, to make up for all the press coverage he’s lost since the Royal Wedding, which he was unable to attend for health reasons.
Whenever possible, we attempt to ignore the existence of Piers Morgan. We are temporarily suspending that rule of thumb in order to draw attention to the superhuman fortitude and trying-not-to-scream facial expressions of his Good Morning Britain co-anchor, Susanna Reid.
Joanne’s having a rough go of it at the moment. After publicly discussing having PTSD as the result of being raped at 19—a hard enough topic to open up about in itself—she was publicly accused by professional troll/scrote-scented numbnut Piers Morgan of lying. In the process of defending herself, she apparently agreed…
Piers Morgan has gotta go.
Chris Hemsworth, professional handsome man and star of two upcoming big-budget movies with female leads (Huntsmen: We Don’t Know What This Movie Either and Ghostbusters: They’re Womyn This Time), has publicly declared that he is, in fact, a feminist. And thank fucking god, because the last thing I needed on a Thursday…
Last Saturday, Susan Sarandon appeared at the SAG Awards in a plunging white blazer and black bra that made appreciators of breasts and Susan Sarandon alike all stop in their tracks and say, “DAMN, MAMA LOOKS GOOD.” Media chode Piers Morgan, however, took a more prudish and ZZZZZ-worthy line of thought.
Your woke bae Matt McGorry has gone to bat against an enormous head named Piers Morgan, thereby solidifying his “woke bae” status while fighting valiantly in what will likely be a dudefight bloodbath because duh, it’s Piers Morgan.
Piers Morgan, one of those big, painful pimples that is definitely going to leave a scar, has offered his opinions on Steve Harvey’s Miss Universe debacle. And yes, I do recognize that the rest of this post will require us to suspend our normal grasp on reality and pretend that anybody gives a shit about what Piers…
In today’s Tweet Beat, Jaden Smith has opinions, Piers Morgan is unpopular and I sort of don’t believe Bethenny Frankel’s story.
Welcome back to the time-honored tradition of watching celebrities make an asses out of themselves on social media. Thank you social media. I hate you social media.
In today’s Tweet Beat, Nicki Minaj needs a minute, Bethenny Frankel flexes and Piers Morgan still doesn’t understand that America doesn’t care about him.
Yesterday, famed blowhard Piers Morgan—the biggest threat to U.S./British relations since the War of 1812—took to Twitter to express his discontent about pop stars of a certain age (namely Madonna) wearing revealing costumes. But what about Cher? Even Cher, hissed back Morgan. And having been summoned, the Goddess…
In today's Tweet Beat, Piers Morgan continues to act like a pompous, rock-faced ass, Sharon Osbourne kisses a llama and we are all Mara Wilson.
Following a recent interview in which Shia LaBeouf divulged that he was raped during his #IAMSORRY performance art project last winter, noted dick bucket Piers Morgan repeatedly questioned the actor's allegations, saying (among too many other things) that LaBeouf's "claim to have been 'raped' is truly pathetic &…
Because he now feels compelled to latch his talons into every news story lately, professional blowhard Piers Morgan offered his useless analysis of Shia LaBeouf's recent allegation that he was raped by a woman during his art show.
Hey Piers. How's London? You know, that place you live now because you lost your job at CNN because nobody in America wanted to hear you talk?
Piers Morgan, formerly of CNN, thought he wrote something revolutionary about black people's use of the N word on Monday and rightfully found himself in the middle of a shitnado. Luckily, my part-time boyfriend John Legend was lingering around.
After Piers Morgan's show was cancelled in February, America got a bit of a respite from his particular brand of insufferableness. But thanks to the magic of the internet and a woman named Monica Lewinsky, Piers is back, writing for the Daily Mail Online about the internet hate Monica has received, the internet hate…
In today's Tweet Beat, Michael Phelps expresses his remorse for recklessly putting the lives of others in danger for the second time, Alyssa Milano is happy with her choice of cellular device and Piers Morgan shares some "breaking news."
One Direction whippersnapper Harry Styles was up to his usual tricks at a charity soccer tournament for Irish Autism Action yesterday when he pantsed Piers Morgan on the sideline. Poor Piers — just when he probably thought he'd hit hit bottom, a popular 20-year-old in a man bun pulled down his shorts in a stadium full…
