Men Angry at Razors
Is it possible for a men’s shaving company to court controversy? We now know the answer is: yes, but only if it’s…
Meghan Markle's Father Claims Prince Harry Supports Brexit and Told Him to 'Give Donald Trump a Chance'
Duchess Meghan’s father Thomas Markle appeared on Piers Morgan’s talk show Monday morning for a friendly conversation…
We’re Taking a Break From Our Piers Morgan Ban for This Video of His Heroic Co-Anchor
Whenever possible, we attempt to ignore the existence of Piers Morgan. We are temporarily suspending that rule of thumb…
Lady Gaga Is Back and Sad In the 'Million Reasons' Video
Joanne’s having a rough go of it at the moment. After publicly discussing having PTSD as the result of being raped at…
It's Time to Ignore Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan has gotta go.
Chris Hemsworth Is a Feminist, Thank Fucking God
Chris Hemsworth, professional handsome man and star of two upcoming big-budget movies with female leads (Huntsmen: We…
Susan Sarandon Is So Unbothered by Piers Morgan's Complaints About Her Cleavage
Last Saturday, Susan Sarandon appeared at the SAG Awards in a plunging white blazer and black bra that made…
A Dudefight Is Brewing Between Woke Bae Matt McGorry and a Sentient Rock
Your woke bae Matt McGorry has gone to bat against an enormous head named Piers Morgan, thereby solidifying his “woke…
Of Course Piers Morgan Wants Miss Philippines to Share Her Crown
Piers Morgan, one of those big, painful pimples that is definitely going to leave a scar, has offered his opinions on…
Jaden Smith Has Great Taste in Movies
In today’s Tweet Beat, Jaden Smith has opinions, Piers Morgan is unpopular and I sort of don’t believe Bethenny…
Celebrity Fight Referee: A Taylor Swift vs. Nicki Minaj Battle Royale
Welcome back to the time-honored tradition of watching celebrities make an asses out of themselves on social media.…
Nicki Minaj Is Fed Up
In today’s Tweet Beat, Nicki Minaj needs a minute, Bethenny Frankel flexes and Piers Morgan still doesn’t understand…
American Hero Cher Calls Piers Morgan an 'Old Diva in Fishnets'
Yesterday, famed blowhard Piers Morgan—the biggest threat to U.S./British relations since the War of 1812—took to…
Piers Morgan Hates Cher's Fishnet Stockings, Cher Doesn't Give a Fuck
In today's Tweet Beat, Piers Morgan continues to act like a pompous, rock-faced ass, Sharon Osbourne kisses a llama and…
Shia LaBeouf's Collaborators Confirm the Actor's Alleged Rape
Following a recent interview in which Shia LaBeouf divulged that he was raped during his #IAMSORRY performance art…
Piers Morgan Slams Shia LaBeouf: Rape Claim Demeans Real Rape Victims
Because he now feels compelled to latch his talons into every news story lately, professional blowhard Piers Morgan…
Piers Morgan, Please Leave Us the Fuck Alone. Sincerely, America
Hey Piers. How's London? You know, that place you live now because you lost your job at CNN because nobody in America…
Piers Morgan Futilely Debates John Legend About 'Nigga'
Piers Morgan, formerly of CNN, thought he wrote something revolutionary about black people's use of the N word on…
Piers Morgan on Monica Lewinsky's Twitter Bullies: She's Asking For It
After Piers Morgan's show was cancelled in February, America got a bit of a respite from his particular brand of…
Michael Phelps Is Very Sorry About His DUI
In today's Tweet Beat, Michael Phelps expresses his remorse for recklessly putting the lives of others in danger for…