Malia Obama Reportedly Lost Her iPhone, the Apple Store Couldn't Help, and Now It's a Whole Thing

Teen idol Malia Obama reportedly lost her phone while dancing to The Killers at Lollapalooza on Saturday night, which is a very 19-year-old American thing to do. Another 19-year-old American thing to do is schlep to the nearest Apple Store thinking it’ll be easy to get a new phone, only to be told it’s not under your…

Kim Kardashian Has Finally Stopped Using Her Blackberry, But Not By Choice

Kim Kardashian, mother of North, Saint, and Selfies, is having a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day, and it’s all because her phone broke. But not her Lumee®-wrapped iPhone, which is presumably fine and could easily be replaced by Apple. It’s her second phone—her Blackberry—that has suffered irreparable damage.

Angry People Keep Going to a Confused Couple's Atlanta Home and Demanding Their Lost Phones

Christina Lee and Michael Saba, a young couple living in a suburb of Atlanta, are in a frustrating and potentially dangerous situation: Strangers keep showing up to their house at all hours of the day and demanding lost phones with tracking apps that have led them to Lee and Saba’s address. But Lee and Saba are not…

Eavesdropping on One-Way Conversations Is Like Being a Sleazy Detective in Your Very Own, Super-Irritating Noir Film

If you've ever found yourself grinding your molars because the person sitting next to you in a coffee shop was gabbing away on a cellphone about the previous night's bout of food poisoning from a vending machine chili dog, you no doubt wished that you had laser eyes so you could melt that person into a puddle of…