Fake Scar Cream That Nobody Needed Cost Military $65 Million
A tube of Mederma scar cream costs around $30 on Amazon, but for the military, a tube of scar cream runs $14k and…
The Makers of OxyContin Have a Plan to Make the Medication More Popular Around the World
Since 2010, prescriptions for OxyContin have fallen 40% in the U.S., which means the network of companies producing and…
Pharma-Cretin Martin Shkreli Heckles Hillary Clinton for Feeling Unwell
Lacking a better use for his time, Martin Shkreli—ex-pharmaceutical CEO and reprobate—planted himself outside of…
Smile (if You Can): Botox Will Not Undergo Extreme Price Gouging
Were you concerned about the rising price of Botox? I can’t tell by looking at you, but if you are, worry not! Brent…
So This New 'Female Viagra' Is Either Totally Great or Complete Bull
A supplement that promises to be the new female Viagra is being snapped up by women in Britain.
Classifying Severe PMS as a Mental Disorder Screws Women Over
If tired CBS sitcoms and hacky comedians are to be believed, ladies on they periods be crazy (chocolate & cats & wine &…
Is the FDA-Approved 'Female Viagra' Pill Actually Effective and Safe?
A month ago, the FDA approved the first pill meant to combat sexual dysfunction resulting from menopause. It's called…
We're Living in Pill Nation. What Are You On?
This morning on the Today show, NBC's Tom Costello filed a report about Americans' dependency on pills. Apparently…
Ladies Be Moody: The Sad Sack Women of Anti-Depressant Commercials
Oh, Sepia Toned Lady Who Is Too Depressed to Look Out the Window! Ever since pharmaceutical companies got the go-ahead…
Scandal Surrounding French Diet Pill Widens as Pharmaceutical Chief Is Charged with Manslaughter
A troubling new development in a long-running pharmaceutical scandal in France has people wondering just how much power…
That Weed You’re Smoking May Actually Help Protect Your Fat-Curdled Organs
If you suffer from extreme arterial crispiness, a fat-sodden liver, and a heart that looks like a rib-eye, then it's…
Reader Email Haiku: I'm Gonna Pray For Your Soul, Ok?
The Jezebel inbox receives all sorts of interesting messages, from helpful tips to furious gibberish. Often, the…
Mitt Romney Profits Handsomely from Premarital Fucking
Mitt Romney's unleashed some pretty tough anti-birth control talk this campaign season. He's stated repeatedly that he…
Could This Be the Next Big Diet Pill? And Will It Fry Your Brain?
Pharmaceutical companies have long been jockeying to produce the next awesome weight-loss drug that will make you lose…
How Evil Is Your Birth Control Manufacturer?
Yaz and Yasmin manufacturer Bayer is under fire yet again, this time for withholding key data about blood clot risks…
California Minors Now Allowed To Get STD Vaccines Without Parents' Permission
California Governor Jerry Brown just signed legislature that allows minors in the state to receive anti-STD vaccines…
Hope Dies For One Type Of "Female Viagra"
The company with a so-called female Viagra in progress has decided to give up. And plenty of people are actually…
America's Pets Are Lapping Up Prozac. Do You Think They Have Issues With That?
Pets act different on drugs. Anyone whose dog ever discovered pot brownies can corroborate this one. But…
Breaking breakout news: Scientists say they have discovered a cure for acne. The drug, SMT D002, reduces the flow of…
What Vague Pharmaceutical Industry-Invented Malady Do You Have?
Fibromyalgia. It sounds so daunting — like angina! which also sounds like vagina, or chlamydia. And if the…