Pets

What does a Joe Biden Presidency mean for America? An era without a fascist in office, for one thing. But it also…

My 9-month-old cat Prince bites me when I prepare his food. He gives little nips that would only need to be a little…

After two cats tested positive for the coronavirus, the CDC is now recommending applying social distancing rules to…

Last week, and largely because controlled low-stakes chaos and petty drama is a soothing balm right now, I embarked…

I regret to report that Laura Dern’s beloved goldfish, unnamed, has shuffled off this mortal coil and alit to the…

A recurring fear that I sometimes think about at night is that upon my untimely passing—alone, in my home, in front…

On a recent Saturday afternoon, Cynthia, a reiki practitioner, was laying her hands on my dog, an incredibly anxious…

The best thing about pets is everything. They’re always there for you, because they love you and also because you…

The last time I dared scribe unflattering words about the keto diet, keto truthers hunted me down, flooding my inbox…

Dogs and other pets are getting stoned like never before and unfortunately this one’s on us.

A recent spate of salmonella cases have been linked to hedgehogs. So if you were considering kissing one, probably…

Rescue animal lovers unite!

Human influencers are just way too much trouble than they’re worth. They scam followers, they promote harmful…

This is the tale of Baloo, so chill he climbed into a cube. He got shipped to Montreal, tire rims and all, so now…

Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson have reportedly, possibly, gotten a pet pig.

Southwest Airlines is updating their animal policy, and it looks like the horse girls can claim victory. Effective…

Here’s a list of cat names that sound good because they are good. This is indisputable.

Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…

A brief cautionary tale about how, if you really think about it, what you see is definitely what you get, especially…

America’s most beloved airline is fed the fuck up. After a week of pet-related controversy, United Airlines is…