PSA: Don't Leave Your Edibles Out Where the Pets Can Get Them
Dogs and other pets are getting stoned like never before and unfortunately this one’s on us.
Maybe Cool It on the Hedgehog Kissing
A recent spate of salmonella cases have been linked to hedgehogs. So if you were considering kissing one, probably…
California Pet Stores Can Now Only Sell Rescue or Shelter Dogs And Cats
Rescue animal lovers unite!
Pet Influencers Are Taking Over Because Human Influencers Keep Messing It Up
Human influencers are just way too much trouble than they’re worth. They scam followers, they promote harmful products…
Pet Cat That Wandered Into Box Was Accidentally Shipped 700 Miles From Home
This is the tale of Baloo, so chill he climbed into a cube. He got shipped to Montreal, tire rims and all, so now he’s…
A Petite Warning to Ariana and Pete: Your Pet Pig Is Going to Get Massive
Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson have reportedly, possibly, gotten a pet pig.
Thankfully, You Can Still Bring Your Miniature Horse on a Southwest Flight
Southwest Airlines is updating their animal policy, and it looks like the horse girls can claim victory. Effective…
A List of Good Cat Names
Here’s a list of cat names that sound good because they are good. This is indisputable.
My Pussy Is Hideous
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
This Is Not a Dog
A brief cautionary tale about how, if you really think about it, what you see is definitely what you get, especially if…
Dog Dies on United Airlines Flight After Being Forced to Ride in Overhead Bin
A black French bulldog has, quite tragically, joined the great overhead beyond, after reportedly being forced to travel…
This Headless Robotic Cat Is Coming to Steal All Your Love
A Japanese company called Yukai Engineering has just unveiled a new product called “Qoobo,” a headless, legless robotic…
I Would Like to Spend a Week at This Airport Pet Palace
JFK airport is opening a new center to serve animals passing through its doors and it sounds nicer than the airport’s…
Your Dog Is Legally Not Your Kid, No Matter How You Treat It, According to Canadian Judge
I treat my cat like my adult son—he’s an artistic, fierce-willed boy capable of anything he sets his mind to, and I…
This Raccoon Loves Fruit, and This Fruit Loves Watching Him Eat it!
This is a video of a raccoon named Buriburi sitting down like a human who’s had a day and eating a persimmon (minus the…
Proof That Justin Bieber's Dog Todd Is Alive
Justin Bieber had a Cribs-like hang session with BBC Radio 1 and it looks like his pet dog Todd is alive.
I Deeply Relate to This Deadpan Dog
This dog looks like it kinda thinks all the other dogs around it are expending way too much energy.
A Woman Has Been Arrested for Killing Her Husband and Feeding Him to Her Dog
A woman in Mallorca has been arrested on suspicion of killing her husband and then feeding him to her dog, which means…
Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan Is Under Investigation By Animal Control
Cesar Millan, noted Dog Whisperer, is under investigation for animal cruelty after a dog he was training on his current…