Heineken's New 'Woke' Ad Might Be As Bad As Pepsi's
Heineken has released an ad that’s being described as a less stupid version of what Pepsi was trying to do with their…
Kendall Jenner Will Not Be Answering Any Questions About Her Pepsi Ad at Coachella
Kendall Jenner will continue to exude radio silence on the matter of her explosively dumb and controversial Pepsi ad at…
If You’re Going to Get Shade Wrong, at Least Do it with a Bit of Pizzazz
Citizens, let me remind you that even your own Judge Brown is not immune to her civic duties. I spent the morning at…
Advertisers Have Always Co-Opted the Counterculture
I may never drink Pepsi again. Not because of its new, terrible, and—as of press time—pulled Kendall Jenner…
Here's How I Think the KUWTK Episode About Kendall's Pepsi Controversy Will Play Out
Like any major incident the Kardashians/Jenners find themselves involved in, Kendall Jenner’s Pepsi Short Film…
Pepsi Responds to Backlash: Actually, the Kendall Jenner Ad Is Good and Meaningful [Updated]
After being roundly panned for a heroically tone-deaf and appropriative ad in which Kendall Jenner, social justice…
Do You Hate This Cloying, 'Resistance'-Themed Kendall Jenner/Pepsi Ad As Much As I Do?
In case you needed a reminder that corporations don’t care about you, that #TheResistance is already being co-opted as…
You Can Still Buy Your Aspartame-Ridden Diet Pepsi Online, You Weirdos
Pepsi announced several weeks ago that they’ll be stripping the aspartame from Diet Pepsi. However, they’re gonna keep…
It Looks Like Crystal Pepsi Might Be Coming Back
Hark the bells, the 90’s soda revival continues unabated. Well, maybe.
Pepsi Is Launching a Stevia-Sweetened New Cola
With Americans increasingly skeptical of high-fructose corn syrup and artificial sweeteners alike, what's a soda…
Soda Drinkers, the FDA Is Coming for Your Caramel Coloring
Even though a health risk has never been found before, the FDA is conducting a study regarding the safety of caramel…
Beyoncé's New Pepsi Ad Features Flawless Beyoncé in a Room of Flawless Beyoncés
Look, I'm not stupid enough to believe that Beyoncé drinks soda, but I do believe that she can, sorceress-like,…
Rejoice! Diet Pepsi Is Changing One Weird Chemical Sweetener to Another Weird Chemical Sweetener!
If you're one of those people who loves Diet Pepsi because of the smooth, unadulterated taste of pure aspartame, I've…
Pepsi Is Releasing a New Brand of 'Fat-Blocking' Cola that Will Obviously Totally Work
Oh, man, wouldn't it be great to glug unlimited Pepsi AND get your fats blocked!?!? Well, the good folks at Pepsi-Cola…
New Soda Machines Will Yell at You About Calories
In an effort to educate consumers about the stark realities of carbonated syrup, soda giants are rolling out new…
Fun-Hating Legislator Proposes Ban on Eating Aborted Human Fetuses
Let's take a moment today to salute a brave American hero. A man who saw through the amoral haze of today's society and…
Junk Food Addiction As Real As Drug Addiction, But Less Cool
A growing body of evidence indicates that there's a reason it's so hard for so many people to just stop eating junk…
Lindsay Swaps Coke For Pepsi
[Palm Desert, November 18. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
"Women Want To Be Viewed As Executives, Not Just Women"
Pepsi CEO Indra Nooyi on fighting for equality for women in business: "Sixty, seventy percent of what I'm speaking on…
Crap Blog Post From A Dude: "Your Time Is Much Better Spent Protesting Real Issues"
Oh, dear. A columnist for the Reflector, the online newspaper of Mississippi State University, doesn't believe that the…