Talking Chris Pine's Penis With Hollywood's Fake Dick Guy
The news of Chris Pine’s penis in Outlaw King is a great excuse to talk about Chris Pine’s penis. It is also a great…
I Can't Stop Watching This Medical Illustration Video of the World's First Penis and Scrotal Transplant
Congratulations to the young Afghanistan veteran who is the first recipient of a successful penis and scrotal…
The Year in Daily Mail Headlines' Selectively Capitalized Words
One of the few things that brought me reliable joy in the wake of Trump’s election last year was the Daily Mail’s goofy…
Who Did This, Fam?
Someone in the art department for the animated Netflix children’s series Maya the Bee thought it would be funny to draw…
British Police Put an End to Penis-Shaped Christmas Miracle
British man and hero without a cape Steve McGawley has been cautioned by police multiple times and was finally…
NYT Essay Explores the Fear of the Black Penis in Film and TV
While white dicks have been growing in abundance on film and television, clearly having a moment, you may have noticed…
Marco Rubio Is Super Sorry for Implying Donald Trump Has a Tiny Penis
The American public has yet again been reminded why the GOP primary resembles a literal fight of the tummy sticks after…
Dick Print King The Game Is Selling Men's Briefs Now
Alleged large dick-haver The Game has taken advantage of all the attention he’s gotten from showing his penis print on…
Man Left 'Speechless' After Getting an Implant for His Three-Inch Penis
A 35-year-old man from New York is currently loving his new penile implant, which he got after hearing his ex-fiancée…
Dick Has Been Flopping Around on TV All Year
After years of teasing, TV has finally begun whipping out the D at a rate that could almost make American audiences…
Unchill Instagram Won't Let the Game's Eggplant Live
Three weeks ago, The Game posted a photo of decorative towels on Instagram that changed the course of history.…
Hero Marching Band Fined $5,000 for Cock-Shaped Field Formation
What does it take to be brave in the 21st century? It’s a subjective concept, but those deemed courageous typically…
Woman Removes Blindfold, Discovers Her Boyfriend Is Actually a Woman in a Swimsuit and a Strap On
25-year-old Gayle Newland of Willaston, Cheshire is on trial in the UK for five counts of sexual assault against her…
Chris Hemsworth Is So Big He Dwarfs Normal-Sized Penises
Chris Hemsworth, Australian hamburger, has a cameo in the new Vacation reboot as Leslie Mann’s nearly-naked,…
MSNBC Heckler Yells About 'Howard Stern's Penis, Yeah!'
On Thursday, MSNBC’s Kacie Hunt was attempting to talk about Donald Trump Elections Serious News when a happy man in a…
A Bad Romance in India, and the Donkey Dick That Ended It All
The same day my father sold my childhood home, I headed to the airport. I was 21 and had finally mustered the courage…
Pen15 Club Is Real and Cool
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Chris Messina and His Penis Star in a Sundance Film
Alert: A film called Digging for Fire premiered at Sundance and it's about...something. The important part is that…
Polar Bear Dicks Now Just Breaking Off Due to Climate Change
Congratulations, climate change deniers: You've won. In your quest to convince everyone that pollution and global…
Does This Town Look Like a Dick or What?
This English town looks like a dick.