The news of Chris Pine’s penis in Outlaw King is a great excuse to talk about Chris Pine’s penis. It is also a great excuse to talk about penises more broadly. Fake ones, more specifically.

Congratulations to the young Afghanistan veteran who is the first recipient of a successful penis and scrotal transplant—and congratulations to Devon Medical Art for making this brief video that makes the process absolutely mesmerizing to watch.

One of the few things that brought me reliable joy in the wake of Trump’s election last year was the Daily Mail’s goofy tendency to put select words in all caps in its headlines in. Sometimes this serves to really EMPHASIZE how SENSATIONAL a story is, even though you COULD ALREADY TELL since you have EYES and are…

Someone in the art department for the animated Netflix children’s series Maya the Bee thought it would be funny to draw the outline of a penis in the background of a scene in one of its episodes. Maybe it was funny, maybe it wasn’t. But the production studio is publicly appalled and all we want to know is who did this.

British man and hero without a cape Steve McGawley has been cautioned by police multiple times and was finally arrested for what they said were inappropriate Christmas lights. I will grant the police that, yes, there were, at various times on the side of McGawley’s house, Christmas lights in the shape of a dong, the…

The American public has yet again been reminded why the GOP primary resembles a literal fight of the tummy sticks after Marco “Automaton” Rubio apologized on air for insinuating that Donald Trump, a human/Komodo dragon hybrid, has a tiny dick.

Alleged large dick-haver The Game has taken advantage of all the attention he’s gotten from showing his penis print on Instagram by launching a line of men’s underwear.

A 35-year-old man from New York is currently loving his new penile implant, which he got after hearing his ex-fiancée complain about his dick size.

After years of teasing, TV has finally begun whipping out the D at a rate that could almost make American audiences think they were in just about any other country. Vulture reports that nine shows contained at least one instance of full-frontal male nudity this year, suggesting that our nation’s long-awaited…

What does it take to be brave in the 21st century? It’s a subjective concept, but those deemed courageous typically exhibit similar traits (a resistance to the status quo, putting the needs of others before your own, risking your safety for a greater good). Brave is Edward Snowden, Chelsea Manning. Brave are the…

25-year-old Gayle Newland of Willaston, Cheshire is on trial in the UK for five counts of sexual assault against her female friend—according to the alleged victim, Newland pretended to be a Filipino-Latino man named Kye Fortune, developed a relationship with the woman over the internet and on the phone, and later had…

Chris Hemsworth, Australian hamburger, has a cameo in the new Vacation reboot as Leslie Mann’s nearly-naked, ultra-well-endowed husband. According to the movie’s writer-directors John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein, the process of equipping Hemsworth with his giant movie shlong was vaguely traumatizing.

On Thursday, MSNBC’s Kacie Hunt was attempting to talk about Donald Trump Elections Serious News when a happy man in a polo shirt interrupted her.

The same day my father sold my childhood home, I headed to the airport. I was 21 and had finally mustered the courage to buy a flight to a country I’d always wanted to visit: India. I was prepared for nothing but surprises and adventures. Unfortunately, that’s what I got.

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