A 22-year-old New Jersey man has died after a woman claimed she could make his penis bigger by injecting it with some shit in her living room. She couldn't. He died. His penis, most likely, remained the same size. Ugh all around.

A 29-year-old Texas man is suing a penis pill manufacturer, claiming that he took some of their penis pills and then the penis pills broke his penis. TO DEATH. This would be a landmark case, as it would mark the first time a "male enhancement" penis pill purchased at a gas station actually had an effect on a penis.

A New Jersey woman has been charged with manslaughter after giving a man a fatal penis injection, demonstrating yet again that you should not let people inject silicone into your nether regions.

Guys, it appears that you can increase the length of your penis — if you want to stick it in a special penis-stretcher for about 700 hours, that is.