The Cast Photo for Jessica Chastain's Spy Film Has Melted My Eyeballs
Jessica Chastain has a spy thriller coming out that involves an extremely thrilling cast of women.
Pedro Almodovar's Next Film Sounds Like Classic Almodovar, Stars Penelope Cruz
Pedro Almodovar, the genius behind Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!, Bad Education, and Volver, has announced his next project, which sounds like a late-career return to form after 2016's underwhelming Julieta and the critical disaster, I’m So Excited (which I never even saw and sort…
Actually, Ryan Murphy Thinks Donatella Versace Is Excited for His Show About Her Family
Donatella Versace has made it very clear that American Crime Story’s second iteration, focused on the murder of Gianni Versace, was not authorized; ipso facto, the show isn’t either. But Ryan Murphy thinks she’s still excited about it.
Report: Prince William Fears Developing a ‘Dad Bod’
Of all the things weighing on Prince William’s mind—from the wellbeing of his young children, to his inevitable future as King of England, to whether an American will win more affection from the British people than his own wife—few things can compare to the burden of vanity.
Watch the Mustachio'd Trailer for Murder on the Orient Express
You’ve seen the highly questionable facial hair; now you can watch the trailer for the upcoming adaptation of Murder on the Orient Express starring Kenneth Branagh as somebody who is alleged to be Hercule Poirot.
In New Film Ma Ma, Penelope Cruz Finds Love While Struggling With Breast Cancer
Spanish director Julio Medem’s latest film looks as lush and sensual as Sex and Lucía, his acclaimed 2001 film and the one for which he’s best known stateside; it doesn’t hurt that the exceptional Penélope Cruz helms it. In ma ma, she plays Magda, a woman who meets a troubled man during her struggle with breast…
Tori Spelling Likes to Piss Everywhere When She Gets Drunk
Tori Spelling, seen above in shorts that were not originally yellow, appeared on Kocktails with Khloé this week and revealed that she has a drunk alter ego named Terri (as in Terri-Tori). Terri likes to pee everywhere, especially around other people.
Penélope Cruz? More Like Perfectnelope Cruz.
I don't know; this is just lovely.
BAMF Mariska Hargitay Filming Documentary About Rape Kit Backlog
I am just gonna say it: The onscreen/offscreen badassness of Mariska Hargitay/Det. Olivia Benson rivals that of Connie Britton/Tami Taylor. Come at me, bro.
Beyonce Pens Ballad About Harrowing Electric Fan Hair Snag Ordeal
Beyoncé is the entertainment equivalent of the U.S. postal service: Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow, et cetera. She's known for charging forward without missing a beat whenever a technical or physical malfunction occurs at one of her concerts — that time Michelle Williams fell down, for instance.
Penelope Cruz Rumored to Be Cast as First Age-Appropriate Bond Girl
Defying a long, proud line of crotchety James Bonds romancing women young enough to be their children, Penélope Cruz has reportedly been cast as the lastest Bond girl opposite Daniel Craig in Sam Mendes' Skyfall follow-up, Bond 24.
Surprise! Diddy and Kate Upton Are Dating
Karma isn't real. Proof: Diddy created Danity Kane (never forget) and now he is being rewarded. He and Kate Upton have apparently been dating since late March, when the 20-year-old joined him in the VIP room of a club in Miami so they could smash their mouths together.
Katie Couric's Dead Husband's Phone Makes 2am Calls to Cops
So this is genuinely bizarre: Katie Couric and New York police commissioner Ray Kelly are investigating a series of 911 calls placed in the early hours of the morning—Tuesdays at 2 AM—from a number registered to Couric's dead husband Jay Monahan, who passed away of colon cancer in 1998. Because it is highly unlikely…
Penélope Cruz Enjoying a Cocktail Whilst Surrounded by Hella Cats
The sexiest craziest drunkest cat lady shakes her coconuts for the local strays. I'm not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out by this ad for Campari — maybe a little bit of both.
James Bond Was Cool, But There Were Hot Messes at the Skyfall Premiere
Last night at the Tate Modern in London, the Royal World Premiere of Skyfall took place. British red carpets are rather amusing: Prince Charles and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall were rubbing shoulders with former Page Three gal Kelly Brook and tacky heiress Tamara Ecclestone. Most of the luminaries on hand looked…
Penelope Cruz Wants to Reassure Downtrodden Spaniards That She’s Not Even a Little Bit Arrogant
This morning, Penelope Cruz's agent let the world know that the actress really wants "to rectify" a quote she'd made earlier about being a one-woman government stimulus package for the languishing Spanish workforce. Cruz was quoted in an unidentified publication as saying, "I will produce a couple of films a year in…
Alec Baldwin Weds Hilaria Thomas Without Further Incident
Alec Baldwin married 28-year-old yoga instructor Hilaria Thompson in a New York City church today, and nothing was wrong unless you count the presence of Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn. Here's hoping Baldwin's new wife will lead him in a few sun salutations every morning to stop him from buying a one-way ticket to The…
Katy Perry Taking Showbiz Hiatus to Slather Vaseline on Raw, Sensitive Cockles of Heart
Katy Perry — now dating Ghostbuster Dan Florence + The Machine guitarist Robert Aykroyd — is taking a break from showbiz after her doc Katy Perry: Part Of Me is released, in order to let her heart and/or cupcake boobs heal after Aldous Snow poured Malibu rum all over them and devoured them en flambé. If she spends…
Kate Winslet Admits the Celine Dion Song From Titanic Makes Her Sick
Titanic 3D is about to hit theaters, and its re-release is forcing Kate Winslet to come face-to-face with something she is constantly trying to avoid: "My Heart Will Go On," the movie's aggressively swoopy theme song by Celine Dion. It's been 15 years since the movie came out, so it's understandable that Kate's over…
