Kelly Osbourne's Public Urination Incident Is More Iconic Than the Time Her Dad Peed on the Alamo

Just 35 years, four months, and eight days after her father took part in an instantly iconic act of public urination, Kelly Osbourne found herself in a similar position. Only instead of relieving herself on a Texas landmark honoring those who died in one of the state’s most famous battles, Kelly just pissed her pants…


Sanders: Trump Must Have a 'Very Unusual Relationship with Women' If He Doesn't Know They Pee 

Earlier this week, presidential candidate and malevolent Cracker Jack Donald Trump was confronted with the upsetting reality that Hillary Clinton pees, something he found too gross to discuss: “It’s too disgusting. Don’t say it, it’s disgusting.” Bernie Sanders has more upsetting revelations for the Donald.