Current muse to Spanish film director/majorcrush Pedro Almodovar (no one has ever narrated mother-daughter relationships quite like him!) Penelope Cruz is set to star in Almodovar's latest offering, a film to be entitled Los Abrazos Rotos. We're not sure if she will be playing a hooker, victim, or doormat, but we do…

Patron saint of gay men who love women and women who love gay men who understand women better than any woman ever will Pedro Almodovar's contemporary classic All About My Mother (which divinely references All About Eve, A Streetcar Named Desire, and the AIDS crisis all) has been adapted for the London stage, where…