In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Weezer rocks out on Yo, Gabba Gabba!, a commercial suggests cheating on your spouse with an Avatar, and we discover the worst ever Crap Text Message From A Dude.

"How wonderful life is, now that Gaga's in the world," warbled Elton John. Hyperbolic? Maybe: but red carpets are sure a lot weirder! The amfAR New York Gala is always star-studded and fab, but it's never been this...odd.

The 10th annual New Yorkers for Children fall gala at Cipriani 42nd Street brought out Mary J., Joy Bryant, Maggie Rizer, half the Social Register - and one of the best looks of the year.

Paulina was fired from ANTM in April, then candidly spoke about it on the Late Late Show (saying she was told she had an ego problem), and now she's candidly blogging about it.

St. Laurent stole the show in Jennie Livingston's documentary Paris Is Burning, and also appeared in update film How Do I Look. In this vintage clip, she gushes over Paulina Porizkova. [La Daily Musto, YouTube]

Vogue took video of a model roundtable it convened with industry legends from Lauren Hutton and Iman, to Karlie Kloss and Caroline Trentini. And oh, how awkward it was between Paulina Porizkova and Naomi Campbell!

"My first thought was, 'She's crazy.' She was absolutely out of her gourd to call me. I had to ask twice if she had the wrong number. I asked her if she knows I openly hate the modeling industry...Excuse me while I stuff myself...I have bitten the hand that feeds me more than once. Did they want that on the show?"…

So much happened on last night's episode of ANTM, but the best part was Paulina Porizkova. How did we not know she was this awesome!? She totally has the bite of Janice, but without the slurred, nonsensical bark. (Although, we do love Janice just the way she is.) The other awesome thing about the episode was Kimberly:…