In a profile in the New York Times, Speaker of the House Paul Ryan explained at length how his strong leadership skills helped avoid “tragedy” in the Trump administration:
Hand me my chewing knife!
Well, sap me of my life force and push me down the stairs—it’s time for this shit again!
Paul Ryan deserves at the very least to have his car devoured by wild animals, and he did. By woodchucks. Paul Ryan was woodcucked.
Democrats and the nearly two dozen Republicans who attempted to force a vote on a series of bills that would continue Deferred Action for Childhood Arrival protections—and, in the case of at least two of those bills, offer a pathway to citizenship—have failed to get the signatures required to pull it off, meaning that…
House Speaker Paul Ryan is trying to pressure a contingent of House Republicans out of signing a “discharge petition” that would trigger a vote on Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals.
Paul Ryan is retiring from Congress after 22 years of collecting a salary from the public while trying to deprive that same public of similar material comforts.
Multiple reports have confirmed that Speaker Paul Ryan will not be seeking re-election come November, likely causing his congressional opponent Randy “Ironstache” Bryce to rejoice and definitely causing me to say: Bye, bitch????????!!!!
Amid the many student-led protests that took place across the country on Sunday, a group of young people in Wisconsin began a 50-mile march to House Speaker Paul Ryan’s hometown to demand action on gun reform from a politician who has made a sickening career out doing absolutely nothing in the face of a growing body…
Paul Ryan, a big boy who just stifled a tiny, little yawn, is insisting that he is not yet ready for bed, even though the party stopped being fun like an hour ago after the guests stopped pretending to think his peek-a-boo game was charming.
Other poll: 100 percent of Ellie Shechet’s body feels stressed.
Wedged into Paul Ryan’s Thursday press conference was a brief tangent about “entitlement reforms,” in which the Speaker emphasized the need for “higher birth rates.”
Rep. Trent Franks (R-Arizona), an anti-abortion member of the Freedom Caucus, resigned effective immediately on Friday after initially announcing he would leave in January. It was previously reported that he was resigning over conversations he’d had with female staffers asking them to act as a surrogate for him and…
Thus far, a grand total of one Republican in the House of Representatives has called for the resignation of Rep. Blake Farenthold, who was sued in 2014 by his former communications director for gender discrimination, sexual harassment and creating a hostile work environment—and was recently reported to have settled…
While members of Congress remain very much divided as to what constitutes career-ruining sexual misconduct allegations, on Wednesday the House approved a bipartisan measure that would require lawmakers and aides to undergo annual anti-harassment training.
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Sometimes I have to remind myself that Rand Paul is a real person and that’s his name.
House Republicans, who have been hellbent on finding ways to make guns easier to access, have offered nothing but their thoughts and prayers in response to the deadliest mass shooting in American history.