As Andy Dwyer on Parks and Recreation, Chris Pratt had undeniable comic timing that made many viewers fall in love with his goofy man-child character. Refashioned as a comic book space hero, Chris Pratt had undeniable six-pack abs. And now, as a celebrity with opinions, we can no longer deny that this guy is kind of a…

In lieu of watching Passengers, that bad space movie with some people you might like, please watch this blooper reel instead. I promise you it is better.

Let me get this out of the way: Passengers is bad. Beyond the horrific, misogynistic setup that attempts to make Stockholm Syndrome sexy, the movie (which has been in development hell for the better part of a decade) is just plain dull. Everything about it—from the easy casting of its titular lovebirds, to the…

The trailers for the space movie Passengers make it look like a galactic romcom version of Cast Away or Titanic where nothing interesting ever happens. Much of that first impression turns out to be true, according to film critics.

Passengers, the upcoming sci-fi thriller slash romantic dramedy starring Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence as two unlucky sexy people on a spaceship whose hibernation pods malfunction 30 years into their 120-year journey, has a new trailer that does something I thought was impossible: it makes Passengers look even…