Here's a Detailed Plot Description of Passengers That Should Prevent You From Ever Having to See Passengers

Let me get this out of the way: Passengers is bad. Beyond the horrific, misogynistic setup that attempts to make Stockholm Syndrome sexy, the movie (which has been in development hell for the better part of a decade) is just plain dull. Everything about it—from the easy casting of its titular lovebirds, to the…

Passengers, the Deep Space Love Story Starring Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence, Looks So Bad

You know that scene in Gone Girl (the movie) where Rosamund Pike—reading from her fake diary—says in that angry, breathy voice of hers, “This...man...may...truly...kill me”? When I watched the trailer for the mega-hyped sci-fi action romance Passengers, I stared at the screen as it ended and thought,…