Honestly, When Isn't There An Alligator Loose In New Jersey?
There’s an alligator just casually strolling around New Jersey, holding what I imagine is a warm Bud Light in a beer…
Greek Parties Suspended At UC Berkeley After 2 Women Report Sexual Assaults
Student leaders at the University of California, Berkeley decided to suspend parties at the school’s fraternities and…
Inspiring: Company Increases Gender Diversity By Hiring Models to Come to Parties
Get ready to feel a fresh, scalding surge of empowerment: a communications firm that works with biotechnology companies…
Tiny English Village Terrorized By Loud Noises Coming from Sex Party
Imagine you live in a picturesque village in the UK. Imagine that village is called Flaxley and is located in the…
Mother Outraged Over Unsightly Vagina on Teddy Bear Cake
Of all the things you’d imagine people would be legitimately outraged by, the genitals of teddy bears doesn’t…
Yes, Khia Will Absolutely 'Pop Her Pussy' At Your Cookout
If this isn’t the best news of this goddamn century, it is most definitely the best news of this fucking year: Khia,…
How to Celebrate the Royal Baby with Proper British Restraint
Assuming the Royal Baby breaches the Duchess of Cambridge’s earthly vessel sometime in the next 36 hours, this weekend…
Let’s All Pee in the Face of the Dreaded New Year’s Day Hangover by Getting Super Wasted
New Year's Eve is one of a handful of holidays that expects, nay, demands its celebrants get blackout drunk. Of course…
Oblivious Lady to Raise $1500 on Kickstarter for Her Rainbow Birthday Parade
Kickstarter is very useful for many people of all stripes, but there is a line that must be drawn somewhere to…
Now There's a Party Bus That Will Inject You With Magical Fluids and Cure Your Hangover
Not that you have ever, ever overindulged on alcohol, but if you had, you'd know that it can result in some serious…
China Decides to Stops Giving Orphans the Last Names 'State' and 'Party'
China has issued a new rule that will make life easier for the tens of thousands of children that grow up in its…
Beyoncé's 'Party' Video Is Overrun By Sexed-Up Trailer Park Hipsters
Yes, it certainly feels as though Beyoncé is releasing new music videos at the speed of light, but those who have…
Keri Hilson Parties Like A Pop Star
Atlanta, GA, Aug 6: Recording Artist Keri Hilson, pictured here having at least as much fun as you had last night at…
How To Host A Good Party
Hosting a party can be a stressful undertaking. Will people come? Will they have fun? Is vomit bad for houseplants? We…
Your Bestest Shitfaced Stories
We asked you to tell us about your most memorable moments on the sauce, and several hundred of you responded. So much…
Fuck Yeah, 2011
(Berlin, Germany, January 1: Revelers with attitude celebrate near the Brandenburg Gate on New Year's Eve. Image via Get…
Police Say Caffeine, Not Date-Rape Drug, Made Students Sick
Investigators claim that the Central Washington University students who collapsed at a party were affected not by…
Project Runway Makes Tim Gunn Laugh Until He Cries
The unconventional material challenges are always super fun, and in last night's episode, the designers whipped up…
I Think I Hate Fashion Week
So, Fashion Week is on. And last night I went to my first Fashion Week party. And it was kind of the worst experience…
Puppy + Weddings= Bad Idea, WEtv • Indian Widow Throws Totally Bangin' End-Of-Life Bash
• WEtv uses sad-sack female stereotypes to try to push "Puppy Weddings" TV show. We love puppies, but we don't think…