Is Melania Wearing Leather Pants, or Are Those Her Barbie Legs?
Life’s full of mysteries; on Thursday, Melania Trump returned from her husband’s impromptu visit to the troops in Iraq…
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Is Being Made Into a Musical!
As a tween, two of my favorite things in the world were 1. musicals 2. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants series.…
Blake Lively on Those Pants Movies: 'There's a Strong Chance There Might Be a Third'
While promoting The Shallows, her (surprisingly) thrilling shark attack movie, Blake Lively was asked by People’s Jess…
Women Finally Allowed to Wear Pants on the Job
Here’s a 2016 story that reads like it’s 1968: new women employees working on the cabin crews of British Airways…
Frozen Pants Is a Chill Trend in Minnesota
It’s winter. Gather the family ’round the snow dunes and get into this new pastime: Frozen pants.
Is Lululemon's Logo Just Too Girly for Guys?
Lululemon is attempting to expand its reach by courting the gents. But could their logo be a problem? Could it be just…
Men Are Really Excited Over Lululemon's "Anti-Ball Crushing" Pants
Lululemon, hawker of overpriced yoga pants that pill because you're fat, hasn't been performing financially well as of…
Tight Pants Are Smothering America's Ballsacks
You're not imagining it: American men from sea to shining sea, o'er amber waves of grain, have embraced slim-cut pants.…
We Demand Audio of Tom Hardy Ranting About Trousers for 8 Minutes
Hey, Esquire: Cool how you put Tom Hardy on the cover of your May issue. Real cool. Actually got me to go to a…
Female High School Student Kicked Out of Prom for Wearing Pants
Are we still living in the Mad Men era? It seems like it, when in 2014, someone can kick a female student out of prom…
'Mom Jeans' Are No Joke. They Are Glorious and Should Be Embraced.
Stomach roll party in the front, and butt roll party in the back — Mom jeans are the ultimate in capital S Style. And…
Middle School Bans Tight Pants Because They 'Distract the Boys'
Instead of teaching students to respect each other, a misguided middle school in northern California is telling its…
These Jeans Have a Secret Hiding Place for the Penis and Nuts
Men. Are you tired of "scrunching, squishing, squashing or splitting" the goods when you try to wear pants? Are your…
Wasabi Pants Are as Scary as They Sound
Humans have been on this planet for so long that you'd think we'd have already come up with every possible combination…
Wearing These Penis Leggings Will Turn You Into a Total Dick
The other day, I was sitting in the window at a cafe when a girl walked by wearing these muscle leggings paired with…
No, Abercrombie Isn't Selling 'N***** Brown' Pants
We received multiple tips today with links to an online store that calls itself the Abercrombie & Fitch Outlet, to a…
British Apparel Company Thinks Laundry Is Strictly Women’s Work
While picking up the clothes her slovenly-sounding boyfriend had strewn across the floor, British journalist Emma…
See The First Woman To Wear Pants In Congress In 1969
Chatter about Rep. Barney Frank's schlumpy attire on the House floor earlier this week prompted the Washington Post to…
Police Officers Turn Their Attention To Courtroom Pants
In NYC courts, officers have taken to enforcing rules that prohibit boxer-baring trousers. "We don't care about fashion…