Anybody Order Some Pandas? Your Pandas Are Here
These your pandas? We’ve got a whole basket of them down here, and these fluffy little sacks of cuteness are falling down all over the place.
I Love These Fuckin' Pandas!!!
Rare and exciting footage has emerged of two pandas who, per People are really living it up upon discovering the feeling of winter’s wettest kiss upon their furry, rotund bods.
Saturday Night Social: This Is What 36 Panda Cubs Look and Sound Like
On Friday, the China Conservation and Research Center for the Giant Panda rolled out 36 panda cubs for no other purpose than public enjoyment.
Saturday Night Social: Hosted by Sunny, the Red Panda Who Got Away
I love a good outlaw story, and all the better if it happens to be a zoo creature story too. On Monday, a red panda named Sunny escaped her Virginia Zoo faux-habitat, and has not been seen or heard from since. I sincerely hope she is enjoying Norfolk, Virginia!
Don't Worry, This Panda Is Fine
Despite appearances, this panda has not been kidnapped and held for ransom. Taiwan’s Taipei Zoo is just trying to debunk rumors that their beloved Tuan Tuan has met with an untimely death. He’s fine!
'Let's Have a Panda,' Says NY Congresswoman With Extremely Good Priorities
“Securing pandas for any American city is an undertaking of extraordinary diplomatic and financial complexity,” writes the New York Times, in a piece about Congresswoman Carolyn Maloney’s extremely specific quest to bring two pandas to New York City. “The costs of leasing pandas from China, feeding them and building a…
This Baby Panda Stays Cute Despite His Dramatic Home Life
I know it seems like I am on the baby bear beat lately, but that’s only because I am.
The National Zoo Names Their New Baby Panda Cub Bei Bei
There’s a new pretty young thang running around Washington DC, dressed in black and white and it’s not named Olivia Pope. The one month-old giant panda cub at the National Zoo now has a name: Bei Bei.
Giant Panda Gives Birth To Twins at National Zoo
The National Zoo in Washington, DC announced that its giant panda, Mei Xiang, gave birth to twins. “All of us are thrilled that Mei Xiang has given birth,” Dennis Kelly, the zoo’s director said in a statement. “We know Mei is an excellent mother.” The zoo doesn’t know the cubs’ sex yet, but plans to perform an exam…
Another Genius Panda Fakes Pregnancy For Extra Food, Air Conditioning
Wow, wow, wow, how did this panda hear about my scam all the way in China?
Best Dressed at SXSW
Here's a short list of some SXSW styles. I asked each person to describe their style in three words. Desiree Romero (above) answered, "Japan meets Egyptian."
Cincinnati Zoo's Pandas and Penguins: 'This Weather Rules'
It is a horror show outside right now in most of the eastern U.S., but for some guys over at the Cincinnati Zoo, the fun has just begun.
Watch This Panda Cub Roll Around in the Snow Like a Drunk Teddy Bear
Attention, attention, this is important: feast your eyes upon video footage of 16-month-old panda cub Bao Bao tumbling around in today's snow at the Smithsonian National Zoo in Washington, D.C. Via Chris Geidner, this video marks Bao Bao's first encounter with the stuff, resulting in high-quality frolicking.
Circus Tries to Pass Chow Puppies Off as Pandas
An Italian circus has been busted for passing off chow chow puppies—dyed black and white—as pandas. Via UPI, we hear that they were charging children to take pictures with the creatures, who, being chow chow puppies and tremendously adorable, are not pandas, even if you dye them black and white.
Panda Cubs Gang Up On Keeper Just Trying to Give Them Medicine
These coldblooded cubs will do anything not to take their medicine. They even will brutally and savagely attack their caretaker—well as brutally and as savagely as panda cubs can.
This Panda's Enjoyment of Winter is ALMOST Contagious
At this point, most of us are pretty done with winter. Not this panda, though! This panda still loves snow like you love mimosas in the sunshine.
Baby Panda Riding On A Pony, Need We Say More
This baby panda was born in 2013 and is now big enough to explore and run wild with our emotions. There is not a more perfect way to kickoff 2014 than with an adorable baby panda, playing on a pony ride. OMG I want to watch the baby panda rock back and forth all day. And then he (or she?) falls on his (or her??)…
How to Get Paid to Hang Out With Pandas
A new year, a new you. Stop hating your life and start being a panda keeper at the zoo.
Watch Pandas Eat and Fight, Just Like Your Family on Thanksgiving
I love the one who keeps eating, like "fuuuuuck this; more bamboo for me, bitches." For the record, this is almost exactly what my family looks and behaves like on Thanksgiving and the panda still chowing down? That's me. (Nothing but NOTHING slows me down when it comes to mashed potatoes.)
Panda Cubs Make Adorably Slow Progress in Climbing Lessons
The most adorable job in the world is also the least rewarding job in the world: teaching panda cubs how to climb a tree. The little pandas really can't manage it, and there's no way to encourage them because they're pandas, a species immune to all forms of human encouragement.
