Anybody Order Some Pandas? Your Pandas Are Here
These your pandas? We’ve got a whole basket of them down here, and these fluffy little sacks of cuteness are falling…
I Love These Fuckin' Pandas!!!
Rare and exciting footage has emerged of two pandas who, per People are really living it up upon discovering the…
Saturday Night Social: This Is What 36 Panda Cubs Look and Sound Like
On Friday, the China Conservation and Research Center for the Giant Panda rolled out 36 panda cubs for no other purpose…
Saturday Night Social: Hosted by Sunny, the Red Panda Who Got Away
I love a good outlaw story, and all the better if it happens to be a zoo creature story too. On Monday, a red panda…
Don't Worry, This Panda Is Fine
Despite appearances, this panda has not been kidnapped and held for ransom. Taiwan’s Taipei Zoo is just trying to…
'Let's Have a Panda,' Says NY Congresswoman With Extremely Good Priorities
“Securing pandas for any American city is an undertaking of extraordinary diplomatic and financial complexity,” writes…
This Baby Panda Stays Cute Despite His Dramatic Home Life
I know it seems like I am on the baby bear beat lately, but that’s only because I am.
The National Zoo Names Their New Baby Panda Cub Bei Bei
There’s a new pretty young thang running around Washington DC, dressed in black and white and it’s not named Olivia…
Giant Panda Gives Birth To Twins at National Zoo
The National Zoo in Washington, DC announced that its giant panda, Mei Xiang, gave birth to twins. “All of us are…
Another Genius Panda Fakes Pregnancy For Extra Food, Air Conditioning
Wow, wow, wow, how did this panda hear about my scam all the way in China?
Best Dressed at SXSW
Here's a short list of some SXSW styles. I asked each person to describe their style in three words. Desiree Romero…
Cincinnati Zoo's Pandas and Penguins: 'This Weather Rules'
It is a horror show outside right now in most of the eastern U.S., but for some guys over at the Cincinnati Zoo, the…
Watch This Panda Cub Roll Around in the Snow Like a Drunk Teddy Bear
Attention, attention, this is important: feast your eyes upon video footage of 16-month-old panda cub Bao Bao…
Circus Tries to Pass Chow Puppies Off as Pandas
An Italian circus has been busted for passing off chow chow puppies—dyed black and white—as pandas. Via UPI, we hear…
Panda Cubs Gang Up On Keeper Just Trying to Give Them Medicine
These coldblooded cubs will do anything not to take their medicine. They even will brutally and savagely attack their…
This Panda's Enjoyment of Winter is ALMOST Contagious
At this point, most of us are pretty done with winter. Not this panda, though! This panda still loves snow like you…
Baby Panda Riding On A Pony, Need We Say More
This baby panda was born in 2013 and is now big enough to explore and run wild with our emotions. There is not a more…
How to Get Paid to Hang Out With Pandas
A new year, a new you. Stop hating your life and start being a panda keeper at the zoo.
Watch Pandas Eat and Fight, Just Like Your Family on Thanksgiving
I love the one who keeps eating, like "fuuuuuck this; more bamboo for me, bitches." For the record, this is almost…
Panda Cubs Make Adorably Slow Progress in Climbing Lessons
The most adorable job in the world is also the least rewarding job in the world: teaching panda cubs how to climb a…