Congrats to Page Six, Which Managed to Track Down One Person Who Knows Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Doesn't Care for Her

Few bright spots have successfully penetrated the indefatigable bleakness that has defined the last several weeks. But just when it seemed like the country was completely out of redeeming qualities, an unapologetic democratic socialist congressional candidate named Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez made mince meat out of…

Page Six Seems to Think There's Something Notable About Spending $5K On Glenn Close's Fake Lashes

On Monday afternoon, Page Six published a story about a recent performance of Sunset Boulevard (the Andrew Lloyd Webber revival currently on Broadway) after which its star, six-time Oscar nominee Glenn Close, took to the stage to auction off some props from that night’s show: her glasses and fake eyelashes. The…

NBC Claims Megyn Kelly Won't Take Savannah Guthrie's Spot On Today, But I'm Not Buying it

NBC’s Today has been making so many bad, perhaps brand-ruining decisions lately—from embarrassing new hires to shameful firings—that no additional shakeup should surprise me, but a rumor reported Thursday managed to do so anyway. Page Six reports Megyn Kelly may “unseat” Savannah Guthrie (who is currently on maternity…

Bill Cosby Joked With Security Guards While Walking Into His Sexual Assault Hearing

During a Tuesday hearing, one of Bill Cosby’s lawyers had a tense argument with a Philadelphia District Attorney “over the defense team’s practice of publicizing the names” of Cosby’s many accusers. DA Kevin Steele claims the women’s names “were not part of the public record,” while Cosby’s lawyer, Brian McMonagle,…

Andrew Keegan's Cult Is Going Broke, But You Can Buy Crystals to Help

Even the funniest, most shocking celebrity stories—the ones that hit you like a wrecking ball when first reported—can quickly fade from your memory like a disappointing pop single after a week or two. You gasp. You laugh. You forget. Former teen icon Andrew Keegan’s “spiritual community” in Venice, CA is one of those…

I Read a Story About Sharon Stone's 'Secret Car Obsession' and I'm More Confused Than Ever

I don’t know what I just read. Or, rather, I know what I read—it was a piece in the New York Post by Richard Johnson called “Inside Sharon Stone’s secret car obsession”—I just don’t know what any of what I read means. Though its headline suggested I would be taken behind one of Sharon Stone’s many curtains (I assume…