These days, Jennifer Lopez doesn't often come off as a particularly interesting celebrity or performer. However, in this new interview with radio host Big Boy, J. Lo manages to talk about old, boring topics like her ass, whether or not she's a super diva and her ex-boyfriends, all while seeming pretty chill and funny.

During the Lufti/Spears trial, Sam Lufti let this slip: "[Courtney Love and I] are currently working on a possible motion picture or Broadway musical based on the Nirvana catalogue, based on her life and Kurt Cobain's." However, because Lufti is skeezier than the stuff that falls between the wall and your bed and…

Kristen Stewart has dropped out of Cali, the movie she was going to film with Alex Pettyfer, and will not show up to the premiere of On The Road. This is probably because her co-star in the Kerouac adaptation is Tom Sturridge, Friend Of R. Patz, which would admittedly be pretty awkward.

Well Ann Curry's lukewarm butt-heat hasn't even begun to dissipate, but her replacement has already been announced: the Today Show's chipper-but-mellow-and-quite-good-humored-and-I-don't-really-know-much-about-her third-hour news lady Savannah Guthrie. "NBC sources tell us, Savannah will be anchoring with Matt Lauer…

Justin Combs, the 18-year-old son of diamond-encrusted millionaire Sean "P. Diddy" Combs, was awarded a $54,000 athletic scholarship to play football at UCLA. The scholarship comes "at a time when student fees are rising and a year after the university had to use more than $2 million in student fees to cover an…

He was laughing at porn, you guys. Laughing. At. Porn. And that's why he had a hernia, which is why he went to the hospital. Obviously he didn't go because of doing a whole mountain o' cocaine.

Paris, Jan 22: Kalenna, Dawn Richards, Karl Lagerfeld and P Diddy form a curious quartet at the Dior Homme fashion show as part of Paris Menswear Fashion Week Fall/Winter 2011-2012. (Image via Getty)

It's all very well and good to put on your bikini and pose in a bubble bath at a live-streamed Dirty Money bash while Fabolous, Trey Songz and Kevin Hart hang around, but watch out for those candles, girl.

Hey hey, everyone, it's time for SNL! Tonight's show features Robert DeNiro and Diddy-Dirty Money, the new musical project of one Mr. P. Diddy. Grab a mug of your favorite decaffeinated tea and let's watch.

Tonight brings us a brand-new SNL with Robert DeNiro and P. Diddy's new music group, Diddy-Dirty Money. Like always, the Jezebel open thread starts at 11:15 EDT, so stop in and see us.

• Teen girls are drinking alcohol! And now that it's almost the holiday weekend, newscasters are going into hysteria-mode. According to an adolescent psychologist, "the numbers are staggering." Use of alcohol, ecstasy, and marijuana are all on the rise.