Chaos Weary
About a year ago, in early 2017, I briefly joined a stress-management program that functioned sort of like a support…
L.A. Vegan Restaurant Owners Say They're Facing Death Threats For Killing and Eating Animals At Home
The owners of a vegan mini-empire in Los Angeles are facing outrage and protests over news that they’ve been raising…
People Are Pissed at Cosmopolitan for Calling the Kardashians 'America's First Family'
Ok, so. Out of all the myriad worldwide injustices readily available for consumption via the reading device of your…
Chris Harrison, Don't You DARE Give Bachelor in Paradise an After-Show
ON THE HEELS of an EARTH-SHAKING casting announcement (bad lipstick Juelia! Two crazy Ashleys! “My name is” Carly!…
Mother Outraged Over Unsightly Vagina on Teddy Bear Cake
Of all the things you’d imagine people would be legitimately outraged by, the genitals of teddy bears doesn’t…
Catholic Group So, So Mad About Tom Ford's Cross-Shaped Dick Pendant
In case you have not noticed, The Catholic Establishment freaks out whenever religious iconography is "desecrated," aka…
Janet Jackson's Nipple: A Retrospective
This week's Super Bowl is the tenth anniversary of the legendary "wardrobe malfunction" that exposed Janet Jackson's…
Inverted Breastfeeding Mom’s Instagram Account Inexplicably Suspended
Yogic breastfeeding mom Amy Woodruff, the woman whose inverted Instagram breastfeeding pose attracted lots of attention…
Sadly, Yet Another Woman Has Reportedly Been Gang-Raped on a Bus in India
No, you have not been sucked into a horrible Groundhog Day bog of news quicksand — police on Sunday said that they…
Irrelevant Homophobes Newly Enraged Over JC Penney Ad Showing Lesbian Couple Being Happy
One Million Moms, a hateful collective of a few thousand insufferable busybodies, has once again called for its members…
No, Abercrombie Isn't Selling 'N***** Brown' Pants
We received multiple tips today with links to an online store that calls itself the Abercrombie & Fitch Outlet, to a…
Parents Hilariously Outraged Over 'Vile' Male-Stripper Fundraiser
Presumably tired of staid bake sales and well-behaved silent auctions, some frisky parents at a British school decided…
Straight Couples Fight For Right To Domestic Partnerships
A British organization is fighting for "heterosexual equality" in domestic partnerships — and they say this will be…
The Situation Room: A Palin/Letterman Album Of Outrage
The shitshow continues! The Good Governor is now expressing her outrage over Dave's lousy jokes to CNN. (NOW's got in…
The O Ring
The NY Post reports that Barack Obama has bought Michelle Obama a rare $30,000 diamond-encrusted rhodium ring from…
Twiggy Hosts New Clothing Swap Show • Nightclub Overturns "No Fatties" Ban
ixties supermodel and former ANTM judge, Twiggy, will host a three-part TV show about clothing swap parties that are…