Elon Musk Confirms He Was at a Sex Party And Didn't Even Know It
Ah yes, the old “I thought this was a business meeting, not a sex party” schtick.
Hamptons Sex Party Is Actually Pretty Affordable for the Budget-Conscious Orgy Enthusiast
Are you an upper-middle class person who’s looking to attend the summer’s hottest sex party, but you also happen to be on a budget? Then the Hamptons are the place for you!
Here’s a Video of Demi Lovato Singing Her Heart Out Next to a Confident Boner
Demi Lovato sang next to a boner over the weekend and it wasn’t Wilmer Valderrama’s. While performing at The Monster, a gay bar New York City, she found herself surrounded go-go dancers—one of whom was more excited than all the others.
Judge Rules Your Right to a Swinging Sex Party Is Not Guaranteed By The Constitution
If you were planning on hosting a swingers’ party anytime soon, be warned of an important new development: a federal judge has just ruled that unless swingers’ parties advocate for a certain lifestyle or feature a performance element, they’re not protected by the first amendment. And if you’re throwing the party,…
Dominique Strauss-Kahn Says He Only Went to Like Four Orgies a Year
Dominique Strauss-Kahn began his testimony yesterday in his trial for "pimping," and we finally got to hear former International Monetary Fund head's defense for participating in lavish orgies in Paris and Washington. Strauss-Kahn's defense, nutshelled: He only went to four orgies a year, and he was totally unaware…
Dominique Strauss-Kahn Is Trying to Rebrand Himself As a Libertine, Not a Rapist
It must be nice to be Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Sure, his collection of unsavory sexual assault allegations cost him his presidential aspirations and his job at IMF, but now he has a new consulting company (and women who are more than happy to work with him), lecture gigs, and a handy justification for his actions,…
Dominique Strauss-Kahn Stars in World's Least Surprising Gang Rape Accusation
Dominique Strauss-Kahn, he of the New York hotel maid rape accusation and the French journalist rape accusation and the illegal prostitution ring scandal accusation, has just been accused of participating in the gang rape of a prostitute at the W Hotel in Washington, DC. Excuse me while I take a nap of surprise.
Love & Other Indoor Sports
"Object of the game is to see which team achieves the longest trajectory for the longest time with the fewest spills." Wait, didn't we do this back in 2007? [Vintage Ads]
