Dwayne Johnson Eats Box
In response to a story about newly canceled keyholder DJ Khaled (published by our sister site The Root) and his refusal…
Actually, I Don't Want Your Face Anywhere Near My Pussy
DJ Khaled proved today that he is, in fact, da worst, by being an adult man who adamantly brags that he does not go…
Gonorrhea Is After Your Throat; What Are You Gonna Do About That?
In terms of headlines, they don’t get much better than the one for this New York Times piece: “A Dangerous, ‘Silent…
Hetero Men: Deep Kiss, Use Your Fingers, Eat Puss
There is no longer any excuse for heterosexual men, as a group, to be bad at sex.
A Cafe in Geneva Wants to Offer You a Robot Blow Job with Your Coffee
A “fellatio cafe” where sex workers give men oral sex alongside their coffee order that was set to open in Geneva,…
You Might Be Able to Contract Zika From Oral Sex
In a letter to the New England Journal of Medicine, a team of French scientists described the case of a 24-year-old…
The Truth Behind That Viral Story About Michigan Making Anal Sex Illegal As Part of a Bestiality Law
It’s been widely and wrongly reported in recent days that Michigan passed a law making oral and/or anal sex illegal. A…
It's 2015, and Men Are Still Being Pussies About Eating Pussy
In explaining why he will never “turn your cherry out,” a man named William Lloyd may have just inadvertently pinned…
Let’s Talk About When You’re Giving a Blow Job and Maybe Barf
With any given beej, things can deteriorate quickly. Smooth sailing leads to choppy waters in a split second; one…
Is It Selfish For a Woman to Declare That She's Done with Blowjobs?
A woman has taken a very public stand online against performing oral sex on the penis, deeming the organ admirably…
Man Whose Wife Is Too Scared to Blow Him Begs for Advice
Oral copulation is not for everyone. Some people love it (like one date I had who told me he just wanted to "slurp on…
Practice Eating Pussy by Licking Your Phone's Filthy Screen
As Superbad star and Oscar nominee Jonah Hill once said in one of his most criminally underrated performances: You…
Miley Cyrus Gives 'Bill Clinton' a Blow Job on Bangerz Tour
As previously mentioned, Miley Cyrus's Bangerz tour features a few disquieting visuals. The 21-year-old singer rubs her…
Controversial Ads Liken Smoking an E-Cig to Blowing a Dude
"You can feel it, hold it, put it in your mouth, and see how great it tastes," suggests a handsome man in a new…
Virginia Republican Campaigns to Outlaw Blow Jobs and Buttsex
In a move that's sure to be wildly popular among The Youths, Virginia's Republican Gubernatorial nominee Ken Cuccinelli…
Oral Sex Apparently an Old Jedi Mind Trick to Ensure Women’s Fidelity
A sexy new sex study in the scintillating legitimate science field of (wait for it) evolutionary psychology has set out…
Cunnilingus, Cancer, Michael Douglas and You
Michael Douglas recently outed himself as a dangerously prolific cunnilinguist when he claimed that his epic oral sex…
Get That Shot Before You Suck That Dick
So maybe you hate giving blowjobs. Maybe you love giving blowjobs. Either way, there's something you might want to…
Blowjobs: Why Can't Americans Be More Like the French?
"What is it about Americans and la pipe?" asked my Parisian friend Anne* in between puffs of Marlboro. I stopped and…
Teens Blowing Each Other Much Less Than We'd Feared
Scintillating new data on the habits of horny heterosexual teens today, as the CDC has released the results of a survey…