Sep 27 2012SaveNotable/Quotable9/27/12Notable/Quotable9/27/12Ryan Lochte, Boy Genius, Announces Amazing Discoveries About Water, ActingErin Gloria Ryan39SaveOlympic gold medalist and soon-to-be 30 Rock "sex idiot" Ryan Lochte has captured America's imagination with his…
Aug 9 2012Save8/9/12Here's Ryan Lochte's Piss-Happy Acting DebutErin Gloria Ryan57SaveRyan Lochte has been threatening to try acting for several days now, and he's followed through in record time (we…
Aug 9 2012Save8/9/12 Someone at NBC Apparently Approved This Creepy, Porny Video of Female OlympiansErin Gloria Ryan478Save Have you barfed yet today? Get thee to a drain of some kind before watching this video the pervs over at NBC have…
Jul 30 2012Save7/30/12America Loves a Crying GymnastErin Gloria Ryan292SaveAmerican Jordyn Wieber is gymnastics' reigning World Champion and was a favorite to take home an all-around medal…
Jul 26 2012Save7/26/12Just in Case You Forgot, Olympic Athletes Eat Buckets of Delicious Junk FoodDoug Barry95SaveIt's time for yet another installation of the Summer Olympics, which means that it's time for yet more…
May 29 2012Save5/29/12Vogue Fails Miserably at Capturing the Athleticism of Olympic AthletesCassie Murdoch113SaveHot on the heels of making a pledge to be "ambassadors for the message of healthy body image," Vogue has made its…
Dec 1 2011Save12/1/11Saudi Arabia Solves Gender Inequality By Allowing One Woman To Compete In OlympicsErin Gloria Ryan64SaveFor the first time in the history of the games, Saudi Arabia is allowing women to compete on their country's Olympic…
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