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How Many Times Does Olivia Newton-John's Ex-Boyfriend Need to Tell Everyone He's Not Dead?

Do you know who Patrick McDermott is? It’s all right if you don’t. I didn’t know who he was until this morning, but now that I do, I sort of wish I didn’t. Knowing who Patrick McDermott is—today, specifically—is exhausting, because Patrick McDermott would prefer it if you didn’t know who he was at all.

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