BUT WHY IS HE WEARING A SHIRT? Comrades! We must agree to boycott Downey until Isaiah Mustafa takes his shirt off! Let them feel the power of the people!
What's even better than a shirtless Isaiah Mustafa hawking for Old Spice? A shirtless Isaiah Mustafa hawking for Old Spice and wearing a scarf! Here are the latest batch of holiday-themed commercial spots, to which I can only respond by asking, "How the heck did Old Spice know exactly what I wanted for the holidays?"
First Old Spice toyed with us by suggesting Fabio might be the new Old Spice Guy, and now the brand has debuted ads featuring a jet pilot/billionaire and a "well-decorated sea captain who battles monsters on a large nautical vessel." But if you spot these ads, there's no need to be alarmed; the company promises it…
We're confused: is Fabio really the new Old Spice guy or are the new series of Old Spice ads featuring Italian model with golden locks just some kind of publicity stunt?
Reader Stephanie V. let us know about Brut's new feature on their website, Some Men Just Need to be Slapped. The…game (?) presents Man in a Towel, clearly meant as a parody of the Old Spice character:
Well, we all thought it seemed kind of strange when reports came out that the Old Spice campaign corresponded with a drop in sales. Turns out, we should have had more faith in Isaiah Mustafa!