Christine Blasey Ford Isn't Scared to Talk
I wish the president would shut his pie hole. Every day!
Trump Administration Goes Ahead and Opens Nearly All Federal Waters to Drilling
The Trump administration has unveiled a proposal to drill in basically all U.S. waters in pursuit of something Interior…
Dakota Access Pipeline Has Been Filled With Oil And Prepared for Service
As of Monday, the Dakota Access Pipeline—hotly protested for its environmental ramifications and desecration of…
The Trump Administration Approved the Keystone Pipeline, Of Course
The Trump administration has announced that it will issue a permit for the Keystone XL pipeline, officially reversing…
Trump to Sign Order Advancing Keystone and Dakota Access Pipelines [Updated]
On the second business day of his presidency, Donald Trump, a man with two butt holes but no mouth, will reportedly…
Pipeline Dumps 176,000 Gallons of Crude Oil Into a North Dakota Creek Not Far From Standing Rock
A North Dakota pipeline carrying crude oil dumped 176,000 gallons of it into a creek, in an accident whose cause is…
Billionaire Ex-Spouses Get Real as Hell, Host Warring Fundraisers for Trump and Clinton
Sue Ann Arnall, the ex-wife of billionaire oil tycoon Harold Hamm best known for rejecting—and then depositing—a nearly…
A Definitive Guide to All the Best and Worst New Fall TV Shows
It’s mad early in the year to be thinking about fall TV, I know. But the whole point of May Upfronts—where networks…
Disney Indoctrinating Ohio Kids With The Gospel Of Fracking [Updated]
The Axis Powers of Disney, the oil industry, and pop music have joined forces to launch a campaign to brainwash the…
What Happens When a Town Has Lots of Single Men and Not Many Women? Bad Things.
Shale oil formations in the pastures of North Dakota have been reining in men across the country with labor-intensive…
Big Oil, Which Normally Comes Out Looking So Great, Experiences a Surprising PR Fail [UPDATE: Never Mind]
Shell Oil recently held a private event at the Seattle Space Needle to send off a new set of rigs to the arctic…
A New Recipe for High Quality Semen
Women have been clued into the fact that their diets affect their fertility for a long while now, but a new study has…
Want to Feel Smart? Shove a Sprig of Rosemary Up Your Nose
OK, you don't actually have to shove rosemary all the way up into your nose, but a new study has found that smelling it…
Italian Vogue Editor Attempts To Defend Oil-Slicked Shoot
Guys, I was on BBC radio today talking about Steven Meisel's oil-drenched Vogue Italia shoot — and so was editor Franca…
Rielle Hunter Sues For Book Profits • Gay Students Voted Prom King And Queen
• Rielle Hunter is reportedly suing Andrew Young, author of the The Politician, for all profits from the memoir's…
Are You There, God?
[Pensacola, Florida; June 6. Image via Getty]
Sweet Home Alabama
[Dauphin Island, Alabama; June 2. Image via Getty]
Hoda's Idea To Plug Oil Leak: Giant Tampon
On the Today show this morning, Hoda Kotb announced her idea for solving the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf Of Mexico:…
Hidden Cause Of Oil Spill: Porn
What were the folks at the US Minerals Management Service doing when they were supposed to be preventing millions of…
Spill, Baby, Spill
[Fort Jackson, Louisiana; April 30. Image via AP]